Request for a raise |
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends off or public hol... Posted by Joey on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST |
Spring Cleaning |
Well I've finally done it. Over the last 3 years I managed to bloat my friends list with people i am probably never gonna meet or hear from. So, I've trimmed down my "friends" list t... Posted by Joey on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST |
The worlds greatest chain letter |
The Best Chain Letter Ever
Hello, my name is Joey and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believethat if you send them on, a po... Posted by Joey on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:53:00 PST |
here I go again |
Ok, i'm at a crossroad once again. I'm totally sick of my curent job and there's a new opportunity for me on the horizon. It's scary as hell actually, but somehow that only makes it more exciting. At ... Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Goin to Bora Baby!!!I |
I'm headin to bora!!! Woo hoo!!!!!
I'm gonna be there from the 25th to the 28th and I can't wait. I soooo need this vacation. Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Rant on Human Stupidity |
Ok, just look at the above picture.
It makes you ask "What the hell are they thinking?"
I really cannot understand the human need to be right there in the face of obvious danger and then later com... Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hoax Alert |
I hate hoax warnings, but this one is important.
Please send this to everyone on your email list.
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and then asks you to show hi... Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Men's Rules (that women should know) |
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Birthdays, Valentines, an... Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT |
THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis pre-booty call agreenebt, hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement" is entered into on the ___ day of ___________, 2004_, between _______________ and _____________.TH... Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Acronym |
JJealousOOverwhelmingEExcitingYYoungName / Username:
Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com... Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |