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Joey

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like lounging around on a warm summer day with a cool drink in one hand and a good book in the other. I love people watching and making up life stories for people that just pass by as I sit at a cafe with a latte and a muffin.I've got a wicked sense of humor and am not afraid to laugh at myself.I'm on Multiply too... Click here and join me there!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joey
Birthday: 5-31-71
Birthplace: Makati
Current Location: Las Pinas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: ok, get ready, Filipino, Spanish, German, French, Russian & English
The Shoes You Wore Today: I've been barefoot all day
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Cockroaches....I just hate em
Your Perfect Pizza: All Meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hopefuly buy a new car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ASL?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Cool, i woke up
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: 6am, i work nights
Your Most Missed Memory: If i could remember then i could miss it
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, Whoppers RULE!!!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.....i'm a sugar addict
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, covered in cholotae syrup
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Do you Sing: badly but yes
Do you Shower Daily: at least twice
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: done that
Do you want to get Married: too late
Do you belive in yourself: yup, if i dont then who will
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, for a fat guy :P
Are you a Health Freak: do i look like a health freak?
Do you get along with your Parents: yup, pretty well actually
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, i love the rain
Do you play an Instrument: I play wioth my organ as much as i can
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: just lit up
In the past month have you been on Drugs: define drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, i did nail a 1lb bag of M&M's though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup, i must have ate enough for a whole japanese village
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yup, word of advice, dont swim at night in the middle of january
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: yeah, but she was a lot bigger than me to begin with
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: just like me
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Light brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: again, doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: types or quantity?
Number of CDs I own: over 200
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, i learn from every experience
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My Multiply Site

My Interests

Motorsports, Scuba Diving, Technology, Food, Drinks, COFFEE!!!

I'd like to meet:

As many gorgeous, intelligent women as possible!!! He he heBut seriously, I'd like to meet some real down to earth people. Folks who know how to have a good conversation and not take life too seriously.I've gotten friend requests that are obviously robo generated and to be honest I don't think thats a fair way to build up a "friend" count. If I don't add you please don't take it personally I just prefer to meet people who take the time to drop a note just to say hi or comment that we've got the same taste in tunes.

Music:

Classic Rock, Metal, Punk, Big Bands, Alternative, Doo Wop. Kinda eclectic dontcha think? :)

Movies:

Braveheart, Gladiator, Predator (just the first one), Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, When Harry Met Sally (yes I know it's a chick flick but Billy Crystal is hilarious)

Television:

24, The Unit, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Weeds, South park, The Simpsons, Sopranos, The Unit, That 70's Show

Books:

Most anything by Mario Puzo, Tom Clancy or Stephen King

My Blog

Request for a raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends off or public hol...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

Spring Cleaning

Well I've finally done it.   Over the last 3 years I managed to bloat my friends list with people i am probably never gonna meet or hear from.  So, I've trimmed down my "friends" list t...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST

The worlds greatest chain letter

The Best Chain Letter Ever Hello, my name is Joey and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believethat if you send them on, a po...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:53:00 PST

here I go again

Ok, i'm at a crossroad once again. I'm totally sick of my curent job and there's a new opportunity for me on the horizon. It's scary as hell actually, but somehow that only makes it more exciting. At ...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goin to Bora Baby!!!I

I'm headin to bora!!! Woo hoo!!!!! I'm gonna be there from the 25th to the 28th and I can't wait. I soooo need this vacation.
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Rant on Human Stupidity

Ok, just look at the above picture. It makes you ask "What the hell are they thinking?" I really cannot understand the human need to be right there in the face of obvious danger and then later com...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hoax Alert

I hate hoax warnings, but this one is important. Please send this to everyone on your email list. If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and then asks you to show hi...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Men's Rules (that women should know)

Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Birthdays, Valentines, an...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis pre-booty call agreenebt, hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement" is entered into on the ___ day of ___________, 2004_, between _______________ and _____________.TH...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Acronym

JJealousOOverwhelmingEExcitingYYoungName / Username: Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST