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Simon

Have you kicked your granny today?

About Me

Not much to say really, slightly unremarkable guy from Stanwell, the armpit of the universe, who escaped the life near the worlds busiest international airport, to move to the relative calm and relaxed area of Wokingham (in Berkshire dont ya know!) After here, I hope to travel to somewhere much more exotic (like Birmingham or Dunstable).

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My Interests

Football, Music and Films. the usual socialising thing and just general pratting about.

I'd like to meet:

George Bush, I'd like to see who'd win in a battle of wits.

Music:

Pulp, Oasis, and Green Day. Love a few classics like Frank Sinatra etc and Chumbawamba

Movies:

I love the classics, Pamela and Tommy Lee, Paris Hilton and Jenny McCarthy. Tried getting into the newer stuff, but a I could never stop thinking that the donkey was being exploited.

Television:

Anything, and I mean anything with Bruce Forsyth. His edition of Celebrity Gladiators was Television Gold, the image of him beating seven shades outta the Wolf with a inflatable baton will stay with me till the grave.