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dennis

My life

About Me

School was not very good, I was beat up on a regular basis. I can't even begin to count how many wedgies I got from teachers and janitors. When I told the principal about how the teachers were treating me, he would give me indian burners. Not much has changed since high school, my boss is really mean and he gives me wedgies and pink bellies every time I do something wrong, which is almost every day (my stomach really hurts from the pink bellies). I would like to open a mobile hot dog stand but I know how I am, I would eat frankfuters all day,every day.

My Interests

Painting, Bowling and painting pictures of bowling balls

I'd like to meet:

Pee Wee Herman

Music:

smooth jazz

Television:

Golden Girls

Books:

the funnies

Heroes:

Pee Wee Herman