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Blitzkrieg Bukkake

Pee In Her Mouth

About Me

If you think you are tuff enough to listen to our music, you must first ingest a bottle of piss, followed by shots of goat semen and toped off with a little bit of Jameson, the most loved whiskey in the world. We wish death upon those that dont believe in the load blowing of cum onto the face of the female species. We love women, but we also like them to lap up on our semen. If you beat off while taking a shit, you are also a champion in our book. You clearly have fucking problems, but so do we. Face fucking is an underrated pleasure that females just dont seem to grasp at this time. When we tour, we expect bottles to be thrown at the stage and you best expect the occasional piss to be thrown into your face. Dont like that, fucking fight us and see who wins. We like to make our fans have a good time, but if you get offended, you can fuck yourself with a 10 inch knife right up the old asshole. Nothing about us wants you to like us; we want you to hate us and possibly get sick because of us. If you dont, then youre going to hell just like us. If it was possible for us to all blow cum into the audience without getting arrested, we would love to give you a taste of what we really are about. If a groupie wants the BUKKAKE, please let us know after our sets. Not only will we enjoy doing it, you will feel blessed afterwards. Thank you all for checking out our site, our terrible music, and fuck you very much. Gargle our cum for a good time.THESE ARE THE WORKING SONG TITLES FOR THE UPCOMING ALBUM SEMEN SHOWERS:1)??? 2)??? 3)Sucking Shit From The Bowels Of Satan 4)??? 5)We Hate Hippies, Cut & Kill All The Trees 6)??? 7)??? 8)Fat People Fuck Filthy 9)??? 10)??? 11)??? 12)??? 13)Harpoon The Mud Sharks 14)??? 15) Semen Showers

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Member Since: 9/15/2006
Band Website: meatspin.com
Band Members: Jason Kowlinski: guitar&vocals/Andre Gutierrez: Bass&vocals/Sasha Devine: Lead Guitar/Mac "the big cock" Delaware: Drum&Percussion&pots & pans
Influences: punk/hardcore/blood/pussy/and the smell of rain.
Sounds Like: pain
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

t-shirt design contest for all you fucks

if any of you fucks are really bored and feel like doing something, we are willing to throw a contest and see what ideas's some of you have in mind for what could be a cool tee shirt.  you will g...
Posted by Blitzkrieg Bukkake on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:52:00 PST

These are working song titles for the upcoming album

These are working song titles for the upcoming album "Semen Showers" which is capable of change.    1)Cold Metal Up Your Ass2)Rotten Dick 3)Sucking Shit From The Bowels Of Satan4)Your Mothe...
Posted by Blitzkrieg Bukkake on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:58:00 PST