Curious Anteater Productions

About Me

Welcome to the official site of Curious Anteater Productions!
Curious Anteater Productions is a film troupe that will eat you. They're funny from a distance, but don't get too close; they'll go for the fingers first.
"GrimmGram" --March 2006; 1st Place Winner of the Sprachfest Video Competition at the Waldsee German Language Camp! Featuring Matt Olson
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There are more videos and other fun things as you scroll down!
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Here's what the critics are saying about CAP:
"I don't get it."
--Ben's mom
"Curious Anteater Productions is quite possibly the best, funniest, most off-the-wall short film troupe you've never heard of (and if you have heard of them, you should get a gold star!)! Their unique works include the educational 'Using Nature' starring Jordan Bauer, and the Award-Winning dark comedy 'GrimmGram' (in German!). Never released, but still drawing a cult following, are their infamous 'Trottel' films. ****!"
--Hans Gasteber, Critic, The Film Connoisseur
"[Curious Anteater Productions] pretty much rock[s]."
--Amanda Jesme, Critic, Latent Desires (a film magazine)
"[Curious Anteater Productions] is delovely."
--Deepta Holalkere, Critic, Snazzleberry Forum (a film magazine)
"I must say, in roughly two days, [Curious Anteater Productions has obtained] quite a nice following."
--Sean Anton, Curious Anteater Productions
"I like [Curious Anteater Productions'] workings."
--Connor Fortune, CEO of Fortune Enterprises (a film company)
"You should all be ashamed of yourselves...you are what's wrong with America. Why, if I had a nailgun and some mahogany I would crucify all three of you."
--Shaun "Project" Fort, Publicist, Curious Anteater Productions
"Thank you. I can sleep at night now."
--Betsy Grizabella, Glamour Cat Times (an entertainment review paper)
"[Curious Anteater Productions is] awesome! I love all [their] work and look forward to more kick ass stuff."
--Serena Kopecky, The Daily Funk (a film-oriented pamphlet)
"Great stuff!"
--Paul Maloney, KTRF Radio International
"Spiffy. Spiffy to the max."
--Jordan Bauer, Columnist, The Biannual Mordan
"[Curious Anteater Productions has] way too much time to make this cool shit."
--Jeff Smith, Contributor, The Hipster's Tirade
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Be sure to check out the pictures, they exhibit interesting behind-the-scenes looks, and feature comments from the filmmakers themselves!
Watch these!
"Using Nature" --January 2005. Starring Jordan Bauer
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"Curious Commercial," an experimental film --2005
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"Shakespearean Dynamite," a fanfilm --February 2005
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"Commercial Break" --February 2006
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Promotional Scene From the Director's Cut of "Trading Trottels," an unreleased film --August 2005
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ALL FILMS COPYRIGHT 2006 CURIOUS ANTEATER PRODUCTIONS

My Interests

Learning Tips, supplement 11a:

Know your Curious Anteaters:

Ryan Josephson

Ryan Josephson (see figs. 11.1, 11.2) is a serious actor, and will do anything to make his performance more believable, whether it be walking around on his knees or getting his arm cut off. Don't ask him to get his hair cut for a role, though; he'll turn into a gorilla and eat your favorite aunty.
fig 11.1

(Recently CAP has reported that Josephson will be replaced in 2007 by a state-of-the-art super-realistic computer-generated actor. This actor will allegedly be identical to Josephson in appearence, but will have a better personality.)
fig. 11.2

Sean Anton

Sean Anton (see figs. 11.3, 11.4) grew up in Thief River Falls, Minnesota. He has courageously endeavored to pursue a career in art, despite his blindness.
fig. 11.3
fig 11.4

Ben Willis

Ben Willis (see figs. 11.5, 11.6)grew up with the uncommon affliction of being part motorcycle. He finally decided to have the condition clinically reversed when the sidecar started becoming a hindrance. It was the hardest decision he has had to make in his life, but he also considers it to be his best.
fig. 11.5
fig. 11.6

Honorary Anteaters:
Derek Mosloff
Jordan Bauer

Tertiary Anteaters:
Lisa Cox
Matt Olson
Deepta Holalkere

Curious Mascot:
Paul!

Curious Anteater Productions' interests inlude Nicaraguan Schildkrote Hockey, using the Super Deluxe Turbo Automated Tailoring Implement 2000 (with General Scrambling Attachment, naturally), reading, eating sandwiches, laying in the snow, squash, and um . . . oh yeah, writing things and making films.

I'd like to meet:

Vincent Gallo, so we could kick him in the face! Well, at least let him know what a horrible artist/person he is with some sort of witty, biting remark.

Music:

Derek Mosloff, Ben Willis, Due Semplici, Homeless Jacuzzi

Movies:

"GrimmGram", "Using Nature", "Trading Trottels", "Sorry, Wrong Number"

Television:

Any of the following Hans Gesteber Dokumente Filme---"CLAMS!", "The Conspiracy of Macaroni: What is That Cheese?", "The Penguin & Alpaca Herds of Southeastern Canada" and "In Search of Trottels", basically anything on the Colonoscopy Network. . . and "Pseudo-Celebrity Wrestling: Herr Pinguin versus Terrence the Cow"

Books:

"A Boy and a Girl versus a Queen" by the Brothers Grimm---er, I mean--by R.L. Stine; "My Life as a Fat Cameraman" by Steve Kendricks

Heroes:

Inspector Dash Fantastic, Hans Gasteber, Cool Pete, Edmund Stoiber, The Emerald Creep, Herr Pinguin, Klaus von Intelligenz, Mildred Spokes, and Barry.

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My Blog

NEW! Random Short Story

Here's one of my strange stories from 2005. Please ignore the odd line breaks; they are not my fault. "The Elements of Disaster" Ryan Josephson The Nature Club, set in i...
Posted by Curious Anteater Productions on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:47:00 PST

A Curious Anteater Productions Literary Workshop

"As It Went: An Incremental Journey" is a literary workshop from Curious Anteater Productions. Read it for enjoyment, education, or for whatever personal reason you may have."As It Went: An Incrementa...
Posted by Curious Anteater Productions on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST