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Fizzy Lizzie

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About Me

My life is an endless cycle of caffeine and alcohol. I drive a Subaru Forrester. I love string cheese, blueberries, and robots. And my hands have been in filthy, filthy places. Namely your genitals, and/or the floor of the Starbucks in the mall.

My Interests

Sydney, human-breeding, breast milk, wine, manufacturing pornographic valentines and mailing them to my friends, yellow shoes, yoga, vitamins, full coverage underware, OPP, dental hygiene, shiney things, throwing poo at boy scouts, climbing up the corporate ladder, binge drinking, coffee, kicking your butt at Scrabble, and the treadmill although you would never know it from my physique.

I'd like to meet:

Senior citizens, white trash, nerds, and fellow drunks. Also dudes who make passes at chicks who wear glasses.

Music:

Pixies, Elliott Smith, Mirah, The Moldy Peaches, Feist, Interpol, Sonic Youth, Kimya Dawson, The Breeders, NOFX, Le Tigre, The Mountain Goats, Junior Boys, Placebo, White Stripes, Aphex Twin, The Cure, Xiu Xiu, Sleater-Kinney, Tori Amos, Minor Threat, Dead Kennedys, Hole, Beastie Boys, Goldfrapp, Arcade Fire, Misfits, Blonde Redhead, Teagan and Sara, Bright Eyes, Boogers and Poo

Movies:

Well we went with the monthly Blockbuster online thing as opposed to Netflix, and now I am starting to regret my decision due to the limited John Waters movies and (this should be in the t.v.section, I suppose) only seasons 2 and 5 of Trailer Park Boys. In terms of my favorite movie, Debbie Does Dallas comes to mind.

Television:

I like sketch comedy and shows about food. Also most HBO and Showtime stuff. I watch The Price is Right every day. I'm going on that show some time soon. I just know they will pick me to come on down.

Books:

Augusten Burroghs-(Dry, Possible Side Effects, Sellevision, Running With Scissors), Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, Steven Colbert-(Wigfield), Koren Zailckas-(Smashed), Brett Paesel-(Mommies Who Drink), Steven Levitt/Stephen Dubner-(Freakonomics), David Sedaris stuff-(Barrell Fever, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Holidays on Ice, Dress Your Family in Denim and Cord.), Eric Schlosser-(Fast Food Nation, Reefer Madness), Elizabeth Wurtzel-(Bitch, Prozac Nation), Barbara Kingsolver-(The Poisonwood Bible), F. Scott Fitgerald-(The Great Gatsby), Upton Sinclair-(The Jungle), right now I'm reading Ram Dass' "Be Here Now," blah blah blah. Oh yeah and of course Jennifer Weiner

Heroes:

Kimya Dawson, Kim Deal, Kim Gordon, Kathleen Hannah, Judge Judy, Mrs. Robinson, mascara, and liquid eyeliner. Especially liquid eyeliner.

My Blog

punky chunky waz yer funky?

The thing about my current position, meaning job statusabilllity, is that I work with these two giant cunt bags who make my life a hellish burning steroid pukefest. They're names are nikki and vikki,...
Posted by Fizzy Lizzie on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:34:00 PST

broken boner

soooooo, last night I broke my pinkie toe. I was pirating a bunch of Andy's cds (after a few too many coors and vodka shots), and i ran right into the elliptical machine in the computer room. it fri...
Posted by Fizzy Lizzie on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:45:00 PST

Artificial Nip Slip.

Well if Cassevettes daughter is listeing to it, even though it was just her her boy friend who reccommendeeeeeded it. I do the excessive letters because sometimes I do not know how many letters prope...
Posted by Fizzy Lizzie on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:08:00 PST

Are you a sleppy Mon Chi Chi?

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Posted by Fizzy Lizzie on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:57:00 PST

More peas, please

The data enrty thing did not work out. SO I will be outta work another month. Hot damn. Also,
Posted by Fizzy Lizzie on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:41:00 PST

Yes

Posted by Fizzy Lizzie on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

Da dadadadadadaaaaa

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Posted by Fizzy Lizzie on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PST

Less than 2% of what you drink/eat ends up in breast milk.

You can have super poor nutrition and your breast milk will still be better than any formula. But I am careful to pump N' dump anythung after I've had a few too several. You want the world for your ...
Posted by Fizzy Lizzie on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Fizzy Lizzie on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST

Fruit Baby

My son's eyes look like blueberries and his head looks like a peach. And I taught him how to blow raspberries last week. Yumm
Posted by Fizzy Lizzie on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST