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Gasp!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate being told no and I'm not a fan of sitting still. Swimming, tubing, hiking, even roller blading is better then staying in the house all day. I don't get embarrassed and I love inappropriate humor. I graduated college a year ago with a degree in computer science. I went from frat guy to developing internet software for a multi billion dollar corporation. That's right, I moved up like George and Weezy.

I love going out, good beer, meeting new people, singing off key, dancing badly and getting into deep conversations while drinking.

I'm always up for something new so message me damn it!.

The one piece of advice I always follow: Don't sweat the small stuff.... P.S. It's all small stuff.

My Interests

Programming, tequila, football, math and physics theories, movies, web development, more than anything else, laughing is my biggest interest.

I'd like to meet:

Smart chicks.

Music:

Hip Hop, house, trance, rock, country, pretty much anything except gospel.

Movies:

Borat, Crash, American History X, Beer Fest, Fast and the Furious, Saw, Grandma's Boy, pretty much intriguingly deep plot twist or cheap sex jokes.

Television:

Stephen Colbert, Daily Show, Nip Tuck, Family Guy, Futurama.

Books:

Java design Patterns, RFID handbook, I read a lot of technical manuals about programming concepts.

Heroes:

Kevin Rose, Blake Ross, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Dick Cheney, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart.

My Blog

How come comedians tell more truth than CNN or Fox News

The Daily Show and broadcast news include all the same parts: a congenial anchor and a staff of correspondents on a flashy set, interviewing big name guests. The difference is one is a parody, while t...
Posted by Gasp! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:19:00 PST

Job Interview 2.0 (mainly for computer scientist)

Some years ago, someone at Microsoft noticed that they were having a bit of a Resources problem. A Human Resources problem to be specific. There were a whole lot of job openings (thousands, in fact) a...
Posted by Gasp! on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

How dating my ex was like playing DOOM II on nightmare mode

I want to begin by saying I had options:  I could have chosen an easier difficulty level, even ultra-violence would have worked.  There are plenty of nice, moderately sane girls out there wh...
Posted by Gasp! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST

10 Things every guy should do before he dies

Own a WookieHan Solo was the coolest guy in the Star Wars universe. Why? Because Darth Vader didn..t have a Wookie. Chewbacca could make Toby McGuire look like a real man. Alternatively; buy a big, ma...
Posted by Gasp! on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

Pimp Grandpa Pimp

So my grandfather turned 80 on Saturday. Some of the people know this because I've expressed how inconvienced I was because I was forced to miss the LSU Tulane game. Why couldn't he be born during bas...
Posted by Gasp! on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:11:00 PST