I'm a mild environmentalist. For example, my ex's dick was so small that 90% of the condom went untouched. So, I didn't let him use condoms, because it was a waste of natural resources.
I mean his dick was small. I had a picture of him naked, one time a speck of dust landed on the picture, and it covered his entire penis.
I was so sexually unsatisfied that I used to encourage dogs to hump my leg. We were bad in bed, peeping toms used to boo us. If it wasn't for the bumpy bus ride to work I would've had no sex life at all.
And it wasn't just sex, I was so emotionally unsatisfied I even signed up for myspace.
