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Jerrod Alberts

I know you like a book, but I just cannot find what Page you're on

About Me

Wait, no, i did not really pursue my little princess with persistence; And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance From a distance I desired, secretly admired her; Wired her a letter to get her:FATLIP.. from the song "Passing me by" by the Pharcyde. .... ... yada yada..................Pimp-My-Profile

.."425" ""I Don't Like to Dream About Gettin Paid"

My Interests

Astro Travelin, Movies, Influential music, Smoggin Logs, Artsy Fartsy ish, Girls with tattoos

I'd like to meet:

Paul

Music:

Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By....... The Beatles, Nina Simone, Neil Young, Notorious B.I.G., George Benson, Bonobo, Dr. Dre, Miles Davis, Donny Hathaway

Movies:

American Beauty, Taxi Driver, Roger Dodger, 25th hour, Office Space, Edward Scissor Hands, The Big Lebowski, Love Liza, City of God, Short Cuts, The Departed, No Country For Old Men, Fargo

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, Cartoons, Seinfeld, Chappelle, Pete n Pete, Salute your Shorts, Wonder years, Conan O'Brien, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Pick up Artist, Flight of the Conchords

Books:

Fight Club, Pulp, Breakfast of Champions, Trainspotting

Heroes:

Perfection itself is imperfection

My Blog

Life is a state of mind

1. Are you scared of people hearing you pee?Ha, in a way i used to be, but I have got over that2. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?rice3. Spell your name how it s...
Posted by Jerrod Alberts on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:48:00 PST

Drowning in the Sea of Love

1. Do you sleep with socks on or off:I throw them bitches off.. they need air2. Do you flip your pillow to the cold side:Always3. Do you like to hold or be held:I like to Hold, but some times if Im L...
Posted by Jerrod Alberts on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:47:00 PST

Doc Strang Love

1~If you had to delete one person off of your top friend's list, who would it be?One of the artists2~Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do? Save her life and be the greatest man ...
Posted by Jerrod Alberts on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:54:00 PST

You like money. You’ve got a great big dollar sign there where most women have a heart.

1. Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?Of Cose2. What emotion are you feeling right now?Happenis3. Do you think you're old?not at all3. Are you afraid of the dark?Not afraid, ...
Posted by Jerrod Alberts on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST

Naw naw naw Crips & Bloods

1. Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be?The Weed man2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked, do you?Indeed, fuckin stupid questio...
Posted by Jerrod Alberts on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:37:00 PST

Ketchup like Miracle Whip

1. Are you ready for 100 questions?You're creepy 2. Do you watch college football?Not really, I can get down I guess 3. Who will fill this survey out after you?Some loser 4. Who was the last person to...
Posted by Jerrod Alberts on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:34:00 PST