Matt? - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My my my. Welcome to the potato salad of the great picnic that is the internet. My name is Matt and I can pretty much guarantee that I have spent more time on Wikipedia than you or your damn friends. I'm not polite to you unless you work at a fast food restaurant.I might as well let you know right now that I have the tendency to get spicy. Don't fret. I always go down smooth.I'm like Pavlov's dog when I hear a Sam Adams poppin' open.

My Interests

throwin rocks at girls, sleepin, shearing sheep, tippin cows, giving wrong directions to lost people, peeing in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheeses, making gourmet meals with ketchup packets and ritz, pickin my nose till it bleeds, pickin other peoples noses till they bleed.

Music:

311, Incubus, Reel Big Fish, Mad Caddies, ISSUE 10, Dave Matthews, Authority Zero, Postal Service, Offspring, Sublime, Radiohead, The Police, Poison the Well, Glassjaw, Avenged Sevenfold, Evergreen Terrace, Bob Marley, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Modest Mouse, air, against me!, alkaline trio, tiger army, pepper, At the Drive in, Mars Volta, Minus Vince, Gwar, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mindless Self-Indulgence, the Pixies, Deathcab for Cutie, busta rhymes, NAS, Green Day, Blink-182, Interpol, Aphex Twin, easy star all stars, mc dynamite, the lady charmer, primus, pink floyd, led zepplin, n.e.r.d., kanye west, franz ferdinand, tool,a perfect circle, gorillaz, red hot chili peppers, dj shadow,coheed and cambria, the faint, the bravery, boards of canada, aphex twin, finch, eighteen visions, unearth, queens of the stone age, mc chris, eagles of death metal, the eagles, the steve miller band, jethro tull

Movies:

American Psycho, Ali G in Da House, Honey, Idle Hands, Evil Dead trilogy, Kickboxer, Dumb and Dumber (of course), Identity, Equilibrium ( kicks the Matrixs ass), old Godzilla movies, Fight Club, anything with Van Damme, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Caddyshack, angus.

Television:

Family Guy, Sealab 2021, saturday morning cartoons, Angel, Dark Angel, lost, the office, my name is earl, the sopranos, deadwood, aqua teen hunger force, frisky dingo, south park, mythbusters, modern marvels, spaced, bleach,

Books:

Wikipedia

My Blog

eff the Mocha Club

A free people are free to be stupid. Unfortunately, too many people rely on the that mantra as a way of life. There are many, many problems in war torn Africa. But the Mocha Club will solve none. Most...
Posted by Matt? on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:04:00 PST

Mike Burnor: The Big Kat Cometh Unofficial Biography

Many have seen him before. Maybe even laughed at his antics. But there is deeper story behind the jovial smile and messed up New Balance tennis shoes.Mike Burnor was born on September 33rd, 1988 in Ne...
Posted by Matt? on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:20:00 PST

fuck in and out

ok, time to get things in gear. things suck right now, but will get better. tomorrow is payday and i need to pay the following people: alfredo, dan, britney, bank of america, wells fargo. then i can b...
Posted by Matt? on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:57:00 PST

this is a picture blog.

This is my sister Cassie. And this is me. Drew is creepy. Dan is old. Mike is gay. My office. My photobucket owns....
Posted by Matt? on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:03:00 PST

another installment of disgust

I certainly have been feeling creative as of late. Therfore, I have prepared another blog for you. Here you go! 5 more people whose further living on this planet makes it worse than having burning cat...
Posted by Matt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

good old fashioned blog

i havent wrote a funny blog in a while so lets get it done. Here are some put downs you can use in your everyday life. "Your face looks like a pile of crap.""You smell lik...
Posted by Matt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wowzers its early...

birds are greeting the morning with chirps. i greet it with odd tasting burps. the sun rises from its eastern corner. i huddle in bed like a new mourner. people groggy before their coffee. my mouth st...
Posted by Matt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just give up

im better than you at..... running jumping singing dancing driving shooting eating cooking pumping gas writing spelling video games hop scotch playing banjo tying shoes fighting cra...
Posted by Matt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poison oak

i got poison oak and the doctor was actually said Whoa when i rolled up my pant leg. great. im on steroids now so be careful what you say around me. ill knock your block off assfuck.
Posted by Matt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

these people need to go away.....

WARNING!!! ALL THINGS SAID IN THIS ARTICLE ARE FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY. THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS THREATS AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. HILARITY WILL NOW ENSUE. Hows it going guys. Matt here with a...
Posted by Matt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST