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Jensational.

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About Me


I'm Jenny. I'm old, boring and increasingly cynical and I Rule. Big Time. But if u get in the way of my disco moves....WATCH OUT!
My lifelong dream is a house, a horse and INDIANA JONES to share it with.
I've just finished studying BA Creative and Professional Writing at uni. I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
If I couldn't be around horses I would die.
I watch too much telly and I like it that way.
I hate when supposedly liberal people make racist/homophobic/sexist jokes. Just because you use them ironically, doesn't make them any less offensive. Now fucking die, you arseholes.
I like to ROCK OUT. But only at home, where it's warm and I am safe. Outside scares me.

I'm a VEGETARIAN. I have MORALS.
I'm pretty sure that I'm getting less and less intelligent every year. This makes me sad.
I collect the Saddle Club books by Bonnie Bryant.
I'm a ♥Manics Fan♥ and always will be.
"Have you ever seen a human heart?
It looks like a fist wrapped in blood."

Jenny Likes
Ponies
Writing
Pretty Boybands
Snow!!!
Dancing like a crazed Motherlicker
Low Slung Boyfriend Jeans
Retro Fashion
Justin Timberlake's dancing skills
Jenny Dislikes
Summer
Spiders
Drunkards
Ugly Boybands
Skinny Jeans
Lemon cakes
Ska
People who try to force feed me dead animals

My Interests



Alan

I'd like to meet:



♥ Orlando Bloom ♥


Comment Me Up Beeeatch!!

Music:


♥ MANIC STREET PREACHERS
♥ MADONNA
♥ THE SMITHS
♥ Jeff Buckley
♥ Nightmare Of You
♥ The Ordinary Boys
♥ Justin Timberlake
♥ The Killers
♥ Blondie
♥ Mansun

Movies:


♥ CLOSER
♥ TRUE ROMANCE
♥ ANYTHING BY TARANTINO
♥ I ♥ Huckabees
♥ Fight Club
♥ The Fifth Element
♥ Jurassic Park
♥ Singin' In The Rain
♥ Harry Potter
♥ Donnie Darko
♥ Lord Of The Rings

Television:


♥ NEIGHBOURS
♥ THE MIGHTY BOOSH
♥ LOST
♥ Big Brother
♥ Point Pleasant
♥ Friends
♥ Desperate Housewives
♥ Ugly Betty
♥ The OC
♥ Grey's Anatomy

Books:


♥ ALEX GARLAND
♥ JK ROWLING
♥ VIRGINIA WOOLF
♥ Bret Easton Ellis
♥ David Eddings
♥ J.R.R. Tolkein
♥ Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
♥ Jurassic Park - Michael Crichton
♥ 1984 - George Orwell
♥ The Horse And His Boy - C.S.Lewis

Heroes:





♥ Manic Street Preachers ♥

♥ Madonna ♥

My Blog

Snow!!!!!!

Is there anything in life better than snow? I don't think so! Ok, so we had snow predicted for Thursday. Dutifully I set my alarm for half six that morning, knowing that in Barry the snow will be gone...
Posted by Jensational. on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 04:42:00 PST

Independence Day

I give up. On summer. It sucks. It's too hot. I have to stick stuff up my nose and in my eyes to be able to get through the day without hayfever conquering me. Food becomes tasteless and only increase...
Posted by Jensational. on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 06:54:00 PST

Same Day Same Song

Ugh, I'm doing actual work....well I WAS before I got bored. Life is going pretty good since my last blog, except that im single and lonely  but its all for the best - ive lost a boyfriend but ga...
Posted by Jensational. on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST

Tell Me What Ur Dreaming Of

I'm all cheerful at the mo  & all loved up!!! Got back together with my boyf a couple of weeks ago & it's all going pretty excellent  . He's lovely....likes ska, but u can'...
Posted by Jensational. on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 05:00:00 PST

game, set and match.....

I ain't blogged for aaaaaaages! Hmmm so anyhoo, uni is still all done and i'm still unemployed (damn u hmv and u river island!!!! *shakes fist*) and therefore REALLY bored but too poor to do anything ...
Posted by Jensational. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Wanna ROCK!!!!

Hmmmm I got LOADS of work to get done this week....two coursework folders and two big essays...and a website  doh! why do I never do things before I need to!!!! So that's what I've been up to....oh an...
Posted by Jensational. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Chemical Romance!!!!!

Oh what a night, late december back in 6.......uh yeah, like i know the words :P I SAW MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!! yaaaaaay!!!!! The Ieromeister was so rockin - like pure sex onstage  i wont pretend, he ...
Posted by Jensational. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Slighty Weird Weekend

I have had a weird weekend.....first sat around getting drunk on the beach, which was fun (except for the coupliness of the homies i was chillin with.....meh still fun tho)  so yeah i sat on the beach...
Posted by Jensational. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mmmmmm Booshalicious!

Ah holidays r sooooo good!!! Ive been doing nuffin, but wander the internet and watch my new Godlike Genius Tv Thing - The Mighty Boosh.  It makes me sooooooo happy!!! Never thought anyone could beat ...
Posted by Jensational. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JIMMY EAT....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

JIMMY EAT WORLD WAS POSTPONED!!!!Im sooooo gutted i was soooooo lookin forward to seeing them . but ah well ive got NO MONEY now cos i spent my last bit of student loan on train fare to bristol. so i ...
Posted by Jensational. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST