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About Me

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" Well, it isn't the end of the world is it?

My Interests

Music, movies, hiking, and being a goof ball as much as possible.

I'd like to meet:

Elvis, Jesus of Nazareth, Bill Maher, Bob Ross, the guy who did the voice for Marshall Bravestar, and Bill Cosby so I could snag some jello and a phat sweater.

Music:

Alice in Chains, Killswitch Engage, Dark New Day, Black Label Society, Eric Clapton, Metallica, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Led Zeppelin, A Perfect Circle, The Mars Volta, Jerry Cantrell, Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Muzzlestamp, Jimi Hendrix, Steve Vai, Guns'n'Roses, In Flames, Tom Petty, Ozzy, Alter Bridge, Byzantine, Chevelle, Tool, All That Remains, Sevendust, Soilwork, your mom etc. etc... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Scent of a Woman, Pulp Fiction, Office Space, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Momento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Interview With the Vampire, Fahrenheit 911, anything by Monty Python, The Big Lebowski, Requiem for a Dream, American History X, This is Spinal Tap, Shaun of the Dead, Animal House, Bowling for Columbine

Television:

Antique Roadshow

Books:

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie

Heroes:

Single parents

My Blog

It sucks having vas deferens

I might lose a testical. Woot?
Posted by The Juan and only on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:46:00 PST

Have back pain?

I thought this was pretty cool. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A spine specialist trying to figure out why people so often have bad backs says he has come up with a new theory about when and how ear...
Posted by The Juan and only on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST

It started as a bulletin, then evolved into a blog

A friend sent this to me and I got quite a giggle out of it. Ten reasons why people oppose gay marriage:1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, poly...
Posted by The Juan and only on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:16:00 PST

Liberal, a modern day curse word

Liberal: adjective 1. favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs. 2. (often initial capital letter) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of pr...
Posted by The Juan and only on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:14:00 PST

NEW BAND!

Hands down the heaviest and most exciting band I've ever been in. Check us out... http://www.myspace.com/eminationmusic ...
Posted by The Juan and only on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:34:00 PST

Senate finds NO al-Qaida-Saddam link

WASHINGTON - Saddam Hussein rejected overtures from al-Qaida and believed Islamic extremists were a threat to his regime, a reverse portrait of an Iraq allied with Osama bin Laden painted by the Bush ...
Posted by The Juan and only on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 04:26:00 PST

Silent Genocide

Depleted Uranium (DU)Silent Genocide ROBERT C. KOEHLER / Tribune Media Services 25mar04 "After the Americans destroyed our village and killed many of us, we also lost our houses and have nothing...
Posted by The Juan and only on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:35:00 PST

Fun Flood Facts

So I'm still without hot water thanks to my buddy, The Flood. Over the course of these past few weeks, I've made some interesting discoveries: 1) Ketchup left overnight on a plate has a longer half-li...
Posted by The Juan and only on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:40:00 PST

My 6-6-06 rant

With all of this 6-6-06 stuff going, it seems like more people are interested in beating up emo kids and listening to Slayer than anything else. So, not really knowing a lot about Satan or Satanism, I...
Posted by The Juan and only on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:47:00 PST

Fuck eBay

That's right, I said it. Fuck eBay. I recently tried to sell a certain part of my own anatomy, and eBay apparently felt the need to end my auction early. So, for your enjoyment, here is the descriptio...
Posted by The Juan and only on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:58:00 PST