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Jayne Wayne

I'm sorry I farted in your purse

About Me

sarcastic + unintentionally blunt + dorkish = your "__?__" assholenot really an asshole, i just like being one to those who want/need the asshole affection. just playing. if you'd like to know me just talk to me, I won't go tourette's on you, i promise. =][LOVEMYFLASH]
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Katt Williams, Dane Cook, Ryan Reynolds, Tina Fey, Maggie Q or people like them. Travel to Paris, London, Venice, Tokyo or somewhere of that scenery, heck it could be one of those Kiddie binocular picture slides and I'll be just dandy.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

Al Green to Metallica and every one in between

Movies:

Baby Mama/Hitman/Transformers/Dark Knight

Television:

Heroes/L word

Heroes:

..hmm..

My Blog

the diner

honestly i think i'm done with you.i'm done with your ways.ya see, it all just happened so quick, that somehow both of us ignored it. you could've been a bit more forward with your words than leading ...
Posted by Jayne Wayne on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:48:00 PST

What?! No Spider-Man & MJ Love??

Spider-Man's Marriage Spins Apart Jan. 16, 2008, 8:04 PM EST The Associated Press Nobody could have seen this celebrity breakup coming: After more than 20 years of marriage, Spider-Man and Mary Jane a...
Posted by Jayne Wayne on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:58:00 PST

victimized

she's the most beautiful mark in my life. is it really love at first sight? she made everything of life new to me. she gave me a moment of realizing what i've been living for. i've been loyal for her....
Posted by Jayne Wayne on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:32:00 PST

when they’re satisfied

in the dark......
Posted by Jayne Wayne on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:03:00 PST

so you think you can dance weekend

watching this makes me wish i could go back in time and re-learn the drums with my uncle [i miss him]. my family and i would be the most awesome country band there is! ha! so just thi...
Posted by Jayne Wayne on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:31:00 PST

play the role

right now, i'm in my own world. i haven't acknowledged my flaws. i'm not doing what i'm supposed to be here for and it's frustrating me. Why? i don't know. i've lacked in my daily sketches and when i ...
Posted by Jayne Wayne on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:33:00 PST

less measure to worry of

i did this in 30 minz. so do comment on what ya think. =] hopelessly romanticizing that moment...that feeling, that intense tingling unraveling in my stomach.the sensation that makes me uneasy, it's u...
Posted by Jayne Wayne on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:03:00 PST

A walk through hell

And if I could swim, I'd swim out to you in the ocean,Swim out to where you were floating in the dark.And if I was blessed, I'd walk on the water you're breathing,To lend you some air for that heaving...
Posted by Jayne Wayne on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:23:00 PST

after tonight

There's something in your eyes, is everything alright?You look up to the skyYou long for something moreDarling, give me your right handI think I understand.Follow me and you will never have to wish ag...
Posted by Jayne Wayne on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:44:00 PST

If only this were true

Her Bear, My Kawala."Her smile lights up my day everytime we see each other. Our kisses gives us butterflies each time we kiss.My smooches makes her giggle. She's my babygirl as I am her pooh.I have a...
Posted by Jayne Wayne on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:52:00 PST