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About Me

I am no longer an unemployed geologist. I am also no longer a geologist. Now I wear an orange apron and load bags of mulch for little old ladies. It is actually much more glamorous than being a field geologist.I'm goofy. I'm unlucky. I've had a lot of concussions. If you can handle that then come on in.Did I mention I've had a lot of concussions?

My Interests

Laughing at the failure of intricate systems. Ogling women.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people worth meeting. And maybe even the woman of my dreams. Too bad I can never remember my dreams. But I get the impression that they often involve nudity. So if any of you ladies have a thing for heavyset men of science with lousy short-term memory, I'm your guy.

Music:

Bluegrass and 80's rock.

Movies:

Buckaroo Banzai.

Television:

Color Weather Radar!

Books:

Cartridges of the World. Operator's Manual for AK-47 Rifle.

Heroes:

I'm no hero.