Differnt kinds of fobs |
Twinkie - Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been - You have few Asian friends, if any - You are embarra...
Posted by THA MOST WANTED on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST |
Best of Chuck Norris |
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. Chuck Norris made a girraffe, by uppercutting a horse The game 'Doom' is loosely based on the t...
Posted by THA MOST WANTED on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:36:00 PST |
the red shirt |
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my ...
Posted by THA MOST WANTED on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:35:00 PST |
Statistics of accidents in america |
The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, shit!'' In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my be...
Posted by THA MOST WANTED on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:32:00 PST |
speeding |
A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed ...
Posted by THA MOST WANTED on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:30:00 PST |
might as well use a blog for something |
Good Samaritan Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak. Bob f...
Posted by THA MOST WANTED on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:24:00 PST |
