Wrussellmania

Do you want to have sex with me?

Chart 1:  For non-monsters onlyIf you answered "yes" then you'd better approach me as x approaches 5 because you're working with a very small window of opportunity:Chart 2:  For bog monsters...
Posted by Wrussellmania on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:44:00 PST

On a scale of 1-10: How I rate girls

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Posted by Wrussellmania on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:52:00 PST

Destroying Jack Thompson

During a brief moment of weakness, Jack decides to post this picture on his myspace:  Clearly, this picture is photoshop gold.  Without wasting any time, I made a blank template: &...
Posted by Wrussellmania on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:49:00 PST

Close Encounter

While passing through my bathroom today, I was horrified to discover a grapefruit-sized spider scurrying across the floor towards my bedroom. Now this was no ordinary spider.  It's fangs were two...
Posted by Wrussellmania on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:28:00 PST

Are you a retard?

Here is how the test works: There are nine separate offenses listed below.  Each offense has been assigned an appropriate number of retard points.  Read each offense, determine if it applies...
Posted by Wrussellmania on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 12:42:00 PST

Who drinks Fanta?

     It has recently come to my attention that, despite years of marketing and media advertising, no one seems to be drinking the "Fanta" brand of carbonated beverages.  To be...
Posted by Wrussellmania on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 02:14:00 PST