Mark

PEOPLE I DONT WANT TO MEET: (For Your Enjoyment)People in Retail management who act like they're GOD People who think that their Big Ugly Sunglasses enhances their look People who say 'been there done that People who eat cheetos and suck their fingers in public People who clip their finger nails within 500 meters of me People who drive slow when they're on the phone People who do drugs to develop a personality People who do not understand how to walk on an escalator People who use the word 'dude' in every sentence Sorority girls who can't hold their liquor Sloppy white guys who listen to rap music People who ask their dogs a question AND answer for them People who blame cheating on alcohol People who say 'omg, my friend and I are like Will and Grace' People who squeegy their entire shower People who smoke pot but criticize people who smoke cigarettes People who brag about getting drunk People who Flip off a camera with a smile like no one has ever done it before Women who take better care of their nails than of their children People Lying in Blockbuster when they're told they have late rental fees People who pronounce the S in Illinois People who set the new roll of toilet paper on TOP of the dispenser People who spell CIAO...CHOW People who ask me, Why I added them to my friend list People who use 'lol' as a space filler. People who use rain umbrellas for the sun People who look at their cell phone when anyone's rings even though its nothing like the sound of their ring Asians that walk through Waikiki in the middle of the night holding a Christmas Tree in March. People that shave with an electric razor next to me in First Class on an airplane Plastic Bimbos that marry rich old men for their money