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Pana !

HEY! Get your damn finger out of your poop shoot!

About Me

I am a considerate asshole, confident and still vulnerable, funny and deep, sarcastic and sincere, I am cold heartedly empathetic and compassionately conservative, I'm a prudish pervert and a passive aggressive. I am all things to all people, I am the dawn and the cold night breeze, I am the ape man I am the walrus, I am the power and the glory, I AM...a little gassy.

My Interests

Helping the elderly and babies, standing up for kittens and sunshine, and defending the rights of retards.

I'd like to meet:

You .

Yeah, I have this same affliciton...
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Some vids I made, more to come...

Music:

I love all kinds of music, please good sir, give listen.

Movies:

Campy horror, comedies, kids flicks, drama, foreign films, buddy films, chick flix, you name it, I'll give it a try.

Television:

Heroes, Good Eats, Mythbuster, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Coutndown, The Colbert Report other than that probably some documentary or the news.

My Blog

Two Quick Things.

First point is a bit of a bitchrant, I keep seeing these commercials with Montel Williams for the PPA (Partnership for Prescription Advantage), these piss me off to no end. OK here is a prescription d...
Posted by Pana ! on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:09:00 PST

The harsh truth.

Controversial-ish Survey01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?Oh there's your first mistake buddy![02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?I woul...
Posted by Pana ! on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 07:31:00 PST

Can people really be this cold hearted?

The Republicans are trying to get people who's homes have been foreclosed upon taken off the voter registry on the basis that they have no legal address, oh sure take people who have been crushed by c...
Posted by Pana ! on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:21:00 PST

9-11 and the RNC

Ok, so I understand that some of you may be Republicans and may be voting for John McCain, I understand that you have your own reasons, you've drawn your own conclusions and I respect that. I do howe...
Posted by Pana ! on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:28:00 PST

The Shit has officially hit the fan.

TOM BRADY MAY BE OUT FOR THE SEASON
Posted by Pana ! on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:49:00 PST

A few quick thoughts...

You thought your day was bad, yesterday my boss was leaving work and backed into our CEO's $80,000.00 BMW Convertible. Oh yeah, three hundred people working in the building and she hit's her boss' bos...
Posted by Pana ! on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:12:00 PST

Panees Big Adventure!

Read and feel better...Ok so today was a good day, it was beautiful out, went out for lunch got to enjoy a bit of the nice weather. My boss told me that this month and next month there'll be plenty of...
Posted by Pana ! on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:54:00 PST

You go Keira! Rock those tiny tatas!

I would just like to go on record and say that! Today Keira Knightly announced that she does not want the studio that is releasing her new film The Duchess to digitally alter her image. To promote the...
Posted by Pana ! on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:24:00 PST

Change chikka change chikka change change, Change chikka change chikka change change...

In this America of soaring gas prices, dark uncertainties and Billy Ray Cyrus's Nancy Pelosi haircut, we all as citizens are sensing a need for a new direction, a fresher perspective, a deeper underst...
Posted by Pana ! on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:32:00 PST

Ok I’d like to officaially start the pool!

So Monday night, I'm home enjoying a bit of fruit for desert when I bit right through my tongue and bled all over my kitchen floor. I was that special kind of pissed when you do something to yourself ...
Posted by Pana ! on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:05:00 PST