hi. my name is ashton. p.s. hullo.actually, this is jennifer. but i'm just making ashton a myspace because he's too lazy to. he is 15 and in the 10th grade at MUS. he is a major loser and he is still hiding in the closet about his sexuality. but i assure you, he is gay. he has a dog named duke, but not for long because i'm going to kill him. because he deserves to die. not once. but 1022 times. he plays halo alot. as well as alot of other video games i don't even bother to know the names of. ha! i ended with a preposition! take that, ash-flash, queen of the fairies! what else? he is very smart. does model un. youth legislature. probably some other stuff i don't know about. (did it again! mwaha) and he takes german AND spanish. his best friend,-as much as i would like to say it's me *sob*- would probably be duke. because they're both gay. oh, sorry, "bi". and duke always "rapes" ashton. but you can't rape the willing... and ashton is so totally willing. he has a girlfriend. her name is jennifer. but he cheats on her on a regular basis. they have been going out for blank number of days. and counting. but not for long. because he hates her. everyone knows it. his favorite color is blue. he likes the rain. and in his spare time, he enjoys killing his girlfriend's spirit, kicking newborn infants, throwing sharp objects at old people, and taking in small, injured animals from the street and boiling them.alright. well, friends, (transitive property. you're my friend whether you like it or not) my time has come. see you in the 6th level of hell!Video provided by The Source
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