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paul

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About Me

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My Interests

you ,writing songs playing them on the guitar,coding,guitar, piano, cd player, photography that is black and white color sucks, andy worhol pictures, stand up, Mitch Hedberg

I'd like to meet:

you and mitch hedberg I love you mitch

Music:

Band of the month wow i haven't changed this in a while on Jimi Hendrix

Movies:

spinal tap, zelig, bullets over broadway, annie hall, godfather, say anything, willy wonka, kuzuzilla, rocky horror, rock n roll high school, spaceballs, empire records, kill bill,

Television:

idk

Books:

please kill me, godfather, fountainhead,

Heroes:

mitch hedberg, mick foley, John Paul George and Ringo

My Blog

The Bet

Yes my current bet is to lose 15 pounds by december Yeah i also have to be able to bunch press 200 pounds I know i'll cut off my legs that should be a good 40 pounds
Posted by paul on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:17:00 PST

getting kicked out another restaurant

Wtf is it with my and getting kicked out of restaurants now first the sushi place and now the yagamagatogapoga or whatever it is called. It's a buffet. I should be able to eat as much as i want but no...
Posted by paul on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:22:00 PST

Dang Sushi place

To make a long story short this is the second time I've been at this sushi place in 4 days. But okay I am at the sushi place eating have a good time. Then this women ask if i would like more tea and ...
Posted by paul on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST

hollowweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Pretty normal holloween went to micheals house we look at his cool pumpkin went to randy's house miss took randy's brother for randy. He gave us stink eye. went to wakiki saw a giant penis and oth...
Posted by paul on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:45:00 PST

Reel Big Fucking Fish

Last night Reel Big Fish Concert was eventful 1. I got to crowd surf 2. I ripped off a girl's bra ( the way that wasn't really my fault) 3. I saw a guy in a cow suit and thought it was audrey 4. ...
Posted by paul on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 12:46:00 PST

WTF

Y the hell do my parents want to have driect tv and cable in our house and the direct tv only shows chinese tv shows and porn but my parents took off the porn after a while. So 2 out of the 3 tvs in o...
Posted by paul on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 11:01:00 PST

No pants that okay u can wear a skirt

well today was a weird day i had to wash all pants i mean all of them because of a soda stain situation but that is okay i don't need pants to comment people on myspace so i started commenting people ...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

camel toe bitch part III

Me and zaqs plans for taking down camel toe bitch are coming together we have gotten Al on our side and he is redy with his weight light saber but we couldn't get that bitch today cuz Al got scar...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

camel toe bitch part 2

That bitch got away from us again but she will not get away again me and zaq will have guns and bazookas waiting for her and the camel toe the clit will have its revenge
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Old Lady camel toe

While i was at 24 today with zack that most dick thing happened. While i was bunching this old japanese lady with camel toe added a 5 pound weight to the right side of the bar. she made me look fu...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST