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Jesse

No one has ever referred to me as Mr. Boombastic.

About Me

I suck at everything I've ever tried. I have a terrible credit background and I have mom issues. I'm also a drinking smoking mormon. I thought it would be funny to put the least possible increment in the income portion, but it's not funny at all...because it's so true. I think it should be noted that if there was a less than $10,000 a year choice, I could have put that and not been lying. That's fine with me though, because I didn't go to high school.

My Interests

I like to piss and moan. Even if there is a lot of fun to be had, I'll tell you I'm having a terrible time and I'll do my best to do accordingly.

I'd like to meet:

People who think it's funny to constantly have interventions with me and my family.

Music:

Rap Jamz and Heavy Metal. Not a combination of the two. The two seperately. Very, very seperately.

Movies:

Norm MacDonald movies, wait, screwed was terrible. Dirty Work. That's it. Just Dirty Work. Oh, and My Little Skinny Same Sex Wedding.

Books:

I pee on books.