The New Villagers

The New Villagers are better than You. Not much better, actually they have exactly the same dismal share house in Bushwick, including the purple boucle sofa with the jizz marks and the utterly indigent panty sniffing Roomy, but they also have two white plates and a basket weave lamp from crate and barrel.One pointless Tuesday night they speed-shaft you with their skat-punc riddims and smouldering pubis-badonka-donkas, making you drop your Insignificant Other and run outside wiping spit from your cell to misdial your mama and leave Staples a message pleading for a part, any part of your trust fund to buy a life so you can imagine youre in the same world as them.Mama aint here, Tiger. Unless your mama is in the New Villagers. Do any of the following people sound like your Mama?Sam got his start sleep-writing manifestos in a Syndicalist bookshop. At 12 he won a Judd Nelson lookalike contest. He has recorded an album of Willie Nelson covers with the band Nelson. He plays Guitar.Ben, PKA Muffie is a blueblood from Grosse Pointe, Mi. He enjoys lording it over your tragic middle cl-ass. He has an uneasy, paranoid relationship with various instruments.Christmas prejudicially rejects your intimations of friendship and refers your remains to her representatives.What do they sound like? Since youre reading this on myspace you obviously DONT FUCKING CARE.Get in B4 the rents rise, cunts.