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About Me

Diehard STEELERS fan!!! Can't stand fairweather fans (nothing calls more for a crotch kickin' than a fairweather fan)... LAME! But ........ I am so over Pittsburgh, I can't wait to move to Puerto Rico in approx a year (I can still be a Stiller fan from there, don't you worry). C-YA BYE SHITTSBURGH!! The only thing I'll miss is tailgating & the atmosphere in the 'Burgh on Steeler Sunday.I was told recently that I am a suger coated jerk (thanks Waynie!). I actually take that as a compliment! I LOVE LOVE LOVE laughing. I laugh at almost everything (especially when people fall!) Every once in awhile my niceness supercedes my assholeness and I try to be a good person. I'm usually saving a cat or giving a homeless person food (I'm just sorry its always leftover Toms Diner blah)!! I HATE HATE HATE being gyrated on at the bar. Seriously boys! Shoving your weiner into my back is NOT HOT!! (see for you turds that don't get it!!!)

My Interests

STEELERS, old Nintendo games, making people laugh, PUERTO RICO, the Smurfs, STEELERS, riding roller coasters (Kennywood!!), haunted houses, leaving Pittsburgh!!! STEELERS!!

I'd like to meet:

- Puerto Rican Steeler Fans!!! -- People that aren't douchebags (good luck this IS Pittsburgh). -- Ignignogk & Err (Earl) (Moonites rule!) -- Someone to get "Steely McBeam" with and knows what that means...I'd like to bang: One word. Pitbull. Ay Papi!

Music:

Pitbull, Puerto Rican love songs, Raggaeton, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Matthews Band, Sublime, Bone Thugs In Harmony, anything 7-Up (the best DJ!!) spins, BEASTIE BOYS!! Kanye West, T.I., The Amazing Three Headed Monster, whatever awhole bunch of shit...

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Elizabeth I, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Garden State, The Lord of the Rings, Office Space, anything by Kevin Smith, Goodfellas, Spun, Life As A House, Any Given Sunday, the GOONIES, La Bamba, The Outsiders, Bruce Almighty, Dazed and Confused, Super Troopers, Outside Providence, Gladiator, Knocked Up (oh this list could go on and on....), Memoirs of a Geisha

Television:

Well I don't have cable anymore so I watch lots of WPXI (THE OFFICE is my fav) but when I had cable I liked: anything on the NFL Network, 30 Rock, Sopranos, Rob & Big ("ain't too bad when your mini horse doo doo is dusty.. dusty"),South Park, Sportscenter, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chappelle Show, My So-Called Life, THE STATE!!!, American Chopper, Entourage, ER, Family Guy, ROBOT CHICKEN!! Sex and the City, Band of Brothers, lots of MTV crap @ 10pm,

Books:

I'm a historical fiction freak!! (yeah I'm a secret nerd!) anything about Henry VIII, Mary Queen of Scots, Elizabeth I, Anne Boleyn, Cleopatra, any book by Phillipa Gregory, Band of Brothers (the book is awesome!!), The Westing Game, Are You There God It's Me Margaret

Heroes:

Hines Ward b/c he's the best fucking reciever in the league (did you see that block he put on Orpheous Roye?? I mean c'mon... he's a RECEIVER and he can hit like that!).Queen Elizabeth I........Whoever invented crack. C'mon how funny is a crackhead?.........And of course my main man: Rick James (RIP Biotch).