Las Peliculas |
Can somebody please explain to me the differences betwixt (it's a word, look it up) the following three films:
(1) Dirty Dancing,
(2) Footloose, and
(3) The Forbidden Dance?
Are these films just ...
Posted by bringin' aleksey back" on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST |
Click here for size increase your johnson!! |
It's been too long since my last post. I've missed you. So let's get started!
It's funny but I can somehow differentiate between a dick and one of my son's dicks. This helps me ...
Posted by bringin' aleksey back" on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:39:00 PST |
It's time to post a new blog. |
Unfortunately, I don't have one yet. But, rest assured, it's on its way.
Posted by bringin' aleksey back" on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:12:00 PST |
Some of my favorite phrases are (insert drumroll here) |
1. What the fog?2. Can somebody show me a report of PPO business by PPG? (Healthcare joke. Are there any bad ones?)3. Mississippi Mud Butt (this needs to be sanged like a rokst...
Posted by bringin' aleksey back" on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:26:00 PST |
Results |
The wife noticed I took her out of my top friends at 10:39pm, January 10th. Total stalker shit.
Posted by bringin' aleksey back" on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST |
Scientific Experiment |
It is now 1:44pm on January 9th. I'm removing my wife from my top friends. Let's see how long it takes her to notice.
Posted by bringin' aleksey back" on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST |
Balki: The Original Borat |
As I watched Da Ali G show marathon that played on HBO over the weekend, I couldn't help but realize that Borat is nothing but a second-rate Balki from Perfect Strangers. If you don't agree with...
Posted by bringin' aleksey back" on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST |
Even More Baby Thoughts |
A friendly observation: Richie Abbott has baby fever.
Cribs are like cubicles for babies.
Babies have sharp fingernails and they like to pinch you while you're feeding them.
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Posted by bringin' aleksey back" on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:28:00 PST |
More Baby Thoughts |
As long as I cant find your name on the Megans Law website then youve just met my requirement to babysit.
If I wore a diaper I think I would still sit on the toilet while I took a shit in my ...
Posted by bringin' aleksey back" on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:30:00 PST |
Baby Thoughts |
Having a baby is like having an abusive husband. You learn to live in fear. But instead of tensing up when you hear the door keys, you become tense at the slightest sound. You pray ...
Posted by bringin' aleksey back" on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:49:00 PST |
