Peep

I have been sent here by my Peeple to intensify the human race. In your language, my last name is Peep. My first name is Peep. My middle name is Peep. Though we traditionally restrict alliances to the oppressed/dismissed of any world's society (e.g. in this case, the "domesticated pet" and the "superhero"),the Peep Nation has recognized the uniqueness of the Earth situation: numerous human inquiries have resulted in the Peep Council approving select criteria for homo sapiential (i.e. dominant cultural) membership into the Peep League. These criteria are enumerated under the heading P.U.M.P.E.D. U.P.: Peepish Unilateral Matrix for Practical Exclusivity Determinants of Unlimited Peepdom. All human allies enshrined in the Peep Collective have passed rigorous and exacting scrutiny as to the extent and nature of their PUMPED UPedness. To quote your Anthony Kiedis, "If you have to ask, you'll never know. Funky motherfucker will not be told to go."