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Sir. Clam-A-Lot

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Errrrrrmmm......6ft 1, short dark hair, green eyes...finished me 2 year course at hebburn college (ultimate shite hole) nd passed with flyin colours!!! was gud while it lasted, made sum gud friends out of it!......and also i.......passed the 20 week gym instructor course at gateshead college and i am now a qualified gym/fitness instructor!a love goin out with me mates and gettin blotto on the weekends, all i look forward to, the weekend cant cum fast enuffbeen dj'in for about 2 year now, cant live without me technics, play all sorts - hardhouse, dance, scouse/donk, makina, german, italian, trance..........dont judge me jus cos am into that kinda music, really grinds on me wen ppl judge sumone cos they listen to it, WE'RE NOT ALL CHARVAS!!!...anyway...For more [email protected] PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll

I'd like to meet:

Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, Lily Allen, Katie Price, Paris Hilton, Charlotte Church, Jenna Jameson, Nicole Richie, Jodie Marsh, Lindsay Lohan, Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, Jennifer Ellison, Louisa Lytton, Cheryl Tweedy, Rihanna, Danielle Lloyd, Jessica Alba, Abi Titmuss, Fergie, Scarlett Johansson, Carmen Electra, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (couldn't pick which one), Charlize Theron, Kim Kardashian, Tara Reid, Avril Lavigne, Evangeline Lilly, Sienna Miller, Liv Tyler, Gemma Atkinson, Adriana Lima, Emma Watson, Peaches Geldof, Vida Guerra, Natalie Portman, Britney Murphy... PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

A like a bit of everything: The Streets, 50 Cent, The Prodigy, Faithless, Snoop Dogg, Razorlight, Kanye West, Sex Pistols, Dizzee Rascal, HIM, Lily Allen, Eminem, The Kooks, Jay Z, The Killers, Dr. Dre, Scouse House/Donk, The Game, Makina, The Feeling, Oasis, G-Unit, Blackout Crew, T.I, Three 6 Mafia, Kano, The Enemy

Movies:

Everything with Clive Owen, Airplane, Beatle Juice, School Of Rock, iRobot, Trainspotting, Kevin & Perry, Love Actually, Mean Girls, Team America, The Goonies, Drop Dead Fred, Napoleon Dynamite, Crash, Anchorman, Bring It On, As Good As It Gets, The Business, That Thing You Do, Baseketball, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, A Clockwork Orange, The Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, There's Something About Mary, The Green Mile, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America, Home Alone 1 & 2, The Butterfly Effect, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, The Island, Goodfellas, The Waterboy, Good Burger, Snatch, Lucky Number Slevin, Fight Club, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Mission: Impossible, The Lost Boys, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Wedding Crashers, Superbad

Television:

LOST (best show ever!), Shameless, Big Brother (when its on), Ugly Betty, Skins, Friends, Soccer AM, Top Gear, The League Of Gentlemen, Extras, The Office, Nip/Tuck, Balls Of Steel, Jerry Springer, Dog The Bounty Hunter, The Simpsons, South Park, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Books:

What?!

Heroes:

Clive Owen, Alen Wearmouth, Hoss Brennan, Steve Pearce, Ross Wardle, Hugh Hefner & Hulk Hogan