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Kristoph

...So a seal walked into a club

About Me

I'm anti-social, I'm a computer nerd who spends most of my free time when I'm not at work in my room infront of my computer slowly giving myself cancer from screen radiation, and when I somehow have pryed myself away from the computer I go to band practice in this tiny tiny jam room thats falling apart. I smoke a lot of weed. I really don't like emo kids and I really hate hippies and ravers. Please inject a bubble in your arm if you fall into said catagories. Thank you goodnight, don't forget to tip your waitress

My Interests

Playing in my band, getting high, drinking, self destruction, tattoos, being a computer nerd, b movies, c movies, snuff films, world domination.

I'd like to meet:

Scott Baio (I think thats how you spell his name... you know Charles in Charge) I'd also like to meet Lizz from Degrassi... LIKE WHAO!

Music:

Thrash metal, Death metal, Grindcore, OLD punk, Oi, Pogo, Rockabilly, Pyschobilly, OLD ska

Movies:

B movies, C movies, Snuff films

Television:

Cartoons.

Books:

I like pop up books and anything by Dr. Seuss. And comic books are good

Heroes:

Seth Putman, Mike Ness, Steve Harris, Bruce Campbell

My Blog

Proof that being sXe makes you stupider

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for th...
Posted by Kristoph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST