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FLOUNDER!!!

c'mon kiddies off 2bed mummys goin 2revolver!!!....

About Me

I am a walking disaster... or should i say pedestrian? lol yes thats right ppl im 20 yrs old n still without my licence...or l's for that matter! fuck it WHO CAREEEEES? im planning on marrying a bus driver newaz so he can chapperone me n the kiddies around! But i ain the only lazy bitch...stace,rach & copsy wots ur excuse? hahahha yes i love 2 fkn party so wotchout people fels hit the dancefloor so ya gunna either get bowled over by my maniac dancing or get ya drink spilt all ova u...opps! sorry ill buy u another..i swear half my money gets blown on buying randoms drinks every wkend coz i cnt seem 2 controll my movements! i swear i should be locked up in a cage where no1 can get 2me! so now that uve all been warned i do not take responsibility for persons that choose to come within 3ft of me and i will not be held responsible or sued for any damages to body parts, infections or diseases that may be caught or loss of braincells which may occur as a result of hanging around wit me!bottom line.......massive mess with plenty of love 2go around so if ya see me out come n say hey 2this dog on a leash i dnt bite..unless i havnt been fed or walked daily! LOVE YOU BYE xoxo
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My Interests

op-shopping,clubbing,sex,basket weaving, netball(best bench warmer going round)dancing..but these arnt listed in order of preferance..

I'd like to meet:

lindsay lohan...so that i can prove once and for all that i don't look ANYTHING like that ranga, try-hard,stick insect,drug fkd mess!ok maybe on the weekends ill make an exception for the linked likeness but besides that if i hear ne1 say i look like her u will b severly punished! and not in a good way u dirrty fucks!ALSO jessica alba so i could live out my lesbian fantasies with her im sorry but she is one VERY HOT chick wooooo!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

well im a sucker for the dirrty electro and house beats that r knocking everyones socks off every weekend...but no one can look past a gold 104 classic! whether it be singing along to ur fav tune in the car, completely off ya face at a karoke bar or belting out a classic in the shower they never get old!

Movies:

grease is the word baby!no matter how many times uve seen it u can never get sick of danny and sandy and the gang...giz i cnt believe u havnt seen it how un australian of u..even our very own olivia newton john is the star of the show..but i spose u r an asian prossi so u can b excused!

Television:

without a doubt SEX IS THE BEST EVA! n the show ain half bad either!yes sex &the city is the greatest telivision programme eva 2b created..carrie & the girls sure know how to have a good tym and as for sam..well ive never seen a better portrayal of an old hussy bag done with such class and style!who says u cnt be old n still getting laid? u go girl!

Books:

i dont do books sorry!im a movie gal...the last time i tried reading a novel was in yr.8 when i wanted to borrow looking for alibrandi from the school library but was soon discouraged to do so when my english teacher ms.Gov said that she thought that the book would be too hard for me to understand and that i should get something more on my level..it's asthough she thought i was a complete dumbass..boy was she wrong!dux of siena college class of 04 thnx very much LOL ye n im also a nun HAHAHAH

Heroes:

hogan's of course!
What alcohol are you??

GREY GOOSE
Goose gets you Loose. Casual partying. You dont party that often but when you do. Goose gets you loose. Drink up!
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