the things girls want guys to know:
1) we love it when u cuddle us
2) a kiss on the cheek is a definate yes
3) we want you to put your arm around us at the movies
4) we don't care if you are the strongest guy in the world
5) size does'nt matter so don't tell us
6) we don't always look our best so get over it
7) we should'nt have to plan everything
8) we are always ready to talk so call us
9) were not perfect so deal with it
10) we love suprises
11) the little things mean the most
12) we're not always girly girls
13) we like boy stuff too
14) cursing and fighting don't impress us
15) dont be mean to us to get out attention
16) dont tell us who is hot because we dont care
17) we can tell when your not listening so listen up
18) when we say we are cold thats your invitation to come
over
19)hugs mean more sometimes
20) we need your advice sometimes so don't be afraid to give it to us
dude: I love her more than the air I breath
chick: well im always here for you.
dude: I know.
chick: What's wrong???
dude: I like her so much.
chick: Talk to her.
dude: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
chick: Don't say that. You're amazing.
dude: I just want her to know how I feel.
chick: Then tell her.
dude: She won't like me.
chick: How do you know that?
dude: I can just tell.
chick: Well just tell her.
dude: What should I say?
chick: Tell her how much you like her.
dude: I tell her that daily.
chick: what do you mean?
dude: I'm always with her. I love her.
chick: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But
he'll never like me.
dude: Wait. Who do you like?
chick: Oh some boy.
dude: Oh... she won't like me either.
chick: She does.
dude: How do you know?
chick: Because, who wouldn't like you?
dude: You.
chick: You're wrong, I love you.
dude: I love you too.
chick: So are you going to talk to her?
dude: I just did.
Boys are cheats and liars, They’re such a big disgrace, They will tell you anything To get to second base- -ball, baseball, He thinks he's gonna score, If you let him go all the way, Then you are a hore- -ticulturists study flowers, Geologists study rocks, The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock- -roaches, beetles, Butterflies, and bugs, Nothing makes him happier, Than a giant pair of jug- -lers and acrobats, and dancing bears named chuck, All boys want to do is... Forget it no such luck......................hahahaha
