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Kilzor

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

I like guy dragons. If that's a problem then don't even bother to talk to me. I starred in Animal Planet's "Dragons". I'm lonely and I like people (sometimes for dinner). It's hard for me to meet new people because I incinerate their faces before I even can get a word out. My soul is black and lonely. I am a dragon with a dream and a vision for knowledge and equality.

My Interests

Death, Destruction and Morrissey.

I'd like to meet:

The knight that killed my mom so I can blast his frickin' brains away. That was super retarded when he did that. I almost hate him by now.

Music:

Faith No More, Eagle Eye Cherry, Sugar Ray, The Spindoctors, Collective Soul, Three 6 Mafia

Movies:

Cannonball Run 2 and Belly
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kilzor Abbington Wigglestaff III
Birthday: 1567 BC
Birthplace: China
Current Location: Reno for Holiday
Eye Color: several
Hair Color: fuck that shit
Height: 22'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: does that really matter to you, baby?
Your Heritage: touchy subject
The Shoes You Wore Today: no
Your Weakness: Flesh
Your Fears: Welshmen
Your Perfect Pizza: baby legs
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get buttload more tail
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm beautiful
Your Best Physical Feature: beak..its big and you know what that means
Your Bedtime: depends
Your Most Missed Memory: summers on the cape with my mum
Pepsi or Coke: im partial to zima..shots anyone?!
MacDonalds or Burger King: who the crap spells mcdonalds like that
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Prejudice free since 1987..don't let me make that call
Cappuccino or Coffee: what
Do you Smoke: naturally
Do you Swear: i swear they're real!
Do you Sing: i sang in the choir as a boy
Do you Shower Daily: a little company's always nice
Have you Been in Love: i thought i was in love with a man named pete
Do you want to go to College: ha
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: with every fibre in my soul
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah, but who says that a bad thing..hey get me my bucket the party's just starting..yeah!!
Do you think you are Attractive: Who couldn't
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: ...don't go there
Do you like Thunderstorms: born to
Do you play an Instrument: diggery doo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah..wow, tony, thanks for that night
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah i'm a friggin dragon
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: some dickhead at halloween world put me on display then i killed that bastard
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: and stole his fuckin cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: in fact i recently joined the actor's guild!
In the past month have you been Dumped: ha
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeeah!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your man!
Ever been Drunk: plenty
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: hell no, leave that to me
Ever Shoplifted: you bet
How do you want to Die: i'll play that one by ear
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: cool
What country would you most like to Visit: wherever the crap arsenio hall is
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: anything goes
Short or Long Hair: dido
Height: shorter then moi
Weight: no fatties, please, no fatties allowed
Best Clothing Style: bohemian
Number of Drugs I have taken: i'm sseein statrs!
Number of CDs I own: i just ordered the complete 90's rock gold collection..so i guess about 15
Number of Piercings: 3...
Number of Tattoos: 1..just got the kanji symbol for suck it on my forehead
Number of things in my Past I Regret: making funna retards about 9 billion times
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Television:

Queer Eye for the Straight Dragon

Books:

Science Fiction Books with an emphasis on interstellar felines

Heroes:

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My Blog

NEW PICTURES!!!

Hey Everyone! Check out my new pictures and let me know what you think!! -Kilzor
Posted by Kilzor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welcome to my world

Who pooped in my human souflette?!
Posted by Kilzor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Humans

Is that a fact? I don't even like humans. I'd slaughter them with dragon breath. Why not? Well you came at a good time. -Kilzor
Posted by Kilzor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The day found my camera

So the other day I ran into treeface, why not? He tried to tell me his name was Floppy and that he was a jellyfish soully because he could undulate. Like anyone can't do that by now. He also told me h...
Posted by Kilzor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FAITH NO MORE 2004!

There are few events in a creatures life that really make them see everything in a completley different way. Tonight was one of those events. FAITH NO MORE IN RIO!!!!!!!!THe best anight ever. The bes...
Posted by Kilzor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST