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Ron Hyena

IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN...How about yours?

About Me

I have ice eyes and ash hair.
I am perhaps kind and cold at the same time.
I will someday have a cave home.

I have been stabbed, strangled, poisoned by the sun, beaten until my scalp split; I have flipped a vehicle, not slept or eaten for days, moved at least thirteen times, had a four day complex migraine as well as almost drowning, bleeding to death and dying of thirst. I am proud to say, I have never broken a bone---on myself. You will not stop me unless I am willing to be stopped.

& According to a WEB-QUESTIONNAIRE , I will be reincarnated as a wolf.

please confirm with me every time my address before sending mail

My Interests

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STRIPED HYENAS ~ STINGRAYS
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COLOUR

LIKES :
-music
-motors
-madness
-sass
-class
-mystery
-runnin'
-jumpin'
-swimmin'
-eatin'
-sock-hoppin'
-ridin'
-anticipatin'
-ear poppin'
-aeroplanin'
-roadtrippin'
-safariin'
-spelunkin'
-storm swimmin'
-gushin' gashes
-rippin' scabs
-peelin' sunburns
-catchin' frogs
-stayin' over
-midnight marchin'
-caves
-pools
-dusk til' dawn
-thunderstorms
-tea
-to breathe underwater
-desert
-country westerns
-adrenaline rushes
-pineapple
-merpeople
-hotel basement pools
-post-apocalyptic
-dirt
-pitch
-sap
-alfalfa
-trees
-cramped spaces
-shut in things
-hide and seek
-pulling hair
-espionage
-movies
-consistancy
-rust
-Hyena Print
-strong spirits
-hazes
-fog
-gold
-rubies
-candles
-matches
-gold rushes
-ghost towns
-saloons
-ghosts
-abysses
-the ocean
-comic books
-static apnea
-hydrogen peroxide
-club soda
-volcanos
-lava
-grime
-charcoal
-9

DISLIKES :
-giving up
-apathy
-liars
-severe sunlight
-fluorescent lighting
-depression junkies
-trapped
-soul suckers
-addicts
-fish smell
-urine smell
-prawns
-roosters
-militants
-burnt
-bad grammar
-bratty children
-snideness
-ignoramuses
-affectation
-diuretic effect
-drab
-burn out
-pseudo-intellectuals
-escapists
-"gangsta" impersonators
-creative "first-ever" individuals
-forced hugging
-fakers
-lame-o's
-white clothes hangers
-trend surfers
-waiting
-uninformed laughing
-old people with death-obsession
-headaches
-triple consecutive consonants
-the word "treats"
-monochrome scroll-bars
-disorienting HTML
-variating upper-case lower-case
-feminazis
-boring fatalists
-forcefully unsafe people
-beligerent white trash
-hint-missers
-when berry is used as very
-self-righteousness
-child prodigies
EARTH
SHIPS are cool and smart.

LINKS !

I. ELECTRONIK-SUPERSONIK
II. CHAUVET CAVES
III. HEX COLOUR CHARTS
IV. SCUBA
V. HIEROGLYPHS
VI. UNIT CONVERSION
VII. NOISES
VIII. ELVIS CHURCH
IX. VEGAS WEDDINGS LIVE
X. HYENA
XI. KNOW YOUR JAHO
XII. LIVE BELUGAS
XIII. TRANSLATION
XIV. BILLY THE KID
XV. INTOXICANTS
XVI. STONE PROPERTIES
XVII. PRECISE MAPS
XVIII. AQUATIC APE THEORY

I'd like to meet:

purveyors of all kinds of cordial with a twist
WARM UP

NO MESSAGE? NO CHANCE.

BARON AARON 's Odious Others

Music:

In no particular order:
-Psychobilly
-Rockabilly
-Surf
-Rock 'n' Roll
-80's Freak Funk
-'77 era Punk Rock
-Opera(tragedies)
-Lounge
-Swing
-Trash
-Experimental?
-Organ Funk
-Classical
-Old Country
-Bluegrass
-New Wave
-Cowpunk
-40's Big Band Jazz
Making Music.
I am/was a part of
these recorded endeavours:
SUBTERRANEAN
OUTLAW

THE
VULGAR
UGLIES

THE
PETROLEUM
POISON
PRODUCTS

SPREZZATURA

Movies:

-Country Westerns
-Zombie Movies
-Eighties Movies
-Classics
-Old James Bond Movies
-the Tenant
-the Changeling
-the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
-Brazil
-Kujo
-Ferris Buehler's Day Off
-Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
-Rocky Horror Picture Show
-Hedwig
-Goonies
-CryBaby
-Mad Max
-The Lost Boys
-Journey to the Centre of the Earth
-Jason & the Argonauts
-The Odyssey
-Gulliver's Travels
-Raising Arizona
-The Street of Crocodiles
-Indiana Jones I&III
-Natural Born Killers
-Hocus Pocus
-Bedknobs & Broomsticks
-Delicatessen
-Amelie
-Dick Tracy
-Sin City
-Chocolat
-Blade Runner
-Lost In Translation
-Hairspray
-Silent Earth
-Shawn of the Dead
-Black Cat, White Cat
-Vertigo
-(Polish)Alice in Wonderland
-Charade
-Ghost
-Kill Bill I&II
-Peewee's Big Adventure
-Some Like It Hot
-Beetlejuice
-Red Violin
-Time Bandits
-Mary Poppins Horror movies with a sense of community. Zombie movies are the best because the people AND the zombies band together. I like castle sets and RICH use of colour.

Television:

-The Avengers
-Twin Peaks
-Are You Afraid of the Dark?
-Black Adder
-Absolutely Fabulous
-Arrested Development
-Original Batman
-Wheel of Fortune
-Just Shoot Me
-Kids In the Hall

Books:

SELF HELP -Murder Mysteries
-Ghost Stories
-Zombie Lore
-Gold Rush & Railway Recounts
-Alfred Hitchcock's Selections
-The Velveteen Rabbit
-The Chronicles of Narnia
-Out of the Silent Planet
-Moby Dick
-The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need
-Steppenwolf
-Augusten Burroughs
-Agatha Christie

Heroes:


Hephaestus/Hephaistos;
Vulcan .

Silver Surfer

Indiana Jones

Dick Van Dyke

Patsy Stone

Mr. John Steed

Mrs. Emma Peel

Mad Max

Time Bandits

Captain Ozone

the Riddler

Han Solo

Roy Orbison

Roy

Tim Curry

James Bond

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

Veruca Salt

Christopher Walken

Riff Raff

Magenta

John Wayne

the Cisco Kid

Peewee Herman

Julie Andrews

Billy Idol

Peter Pan

Spock

Elvis

Betelgeuse
Zombies
Mole People
Merpeople

Thanks Hugo.

My Blog

Apparently, My Brain

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Text & Image Posting HTML

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In the Backroom

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What I Know About Zombies

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