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Saucy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Some of my favorite jokes and quotes:***************************************************** ******NAPPYHEAD,NAPPYHEAD; EYES LIKE A FROG, BEND YOUR ASS OVER BITCH; AND TAKE IT LIKE A DOG!!!****************************************************** *****Christmas by Crazy Frog

Add to My Profile | More VideosMEN; THEY LIKE LEATHER, THEY LIKE LACE; BUT WHAT THEY LIKE THE BEST, IS WHEN I SIT ON THEIR FACE!!!***************************************************** ******Fuck the game befor it fucks you!!******************************************************* ****This little boy with his pet frog tied onto a string; went to the local whore house...Asked the lady at the desk to set him up with the dirtiest infested woman they had...She replied "You're to young to be here son"...He replied "I've got $500.00 that says I can be"....So she reconsidered and phoned one of the ladies upstairs who accepted the offer....as the boy finished and was exiting the builing the lady stopped him....She asked him what was the deal eith the frog and he replied..."I'll go home to sleep with the babysitter, who will sleep with my father later, who'll then sleep with my mother, who'll then sleep with the mail man, and that's the mother fucker who ran over my frog!!!"**************************************************** *******What's the difference between a big mac and a blow job?....Wanna go to lunch!!??!!

My Interests

I like being a flirt, social butterfly... motorhead... jamming...being annoying to the public...getting ink...all around pain in the ass...always on the go...no commitments/ no strings attached...loud and obnoxious..."always drunk"...party hard...collecting frogs/ butterflies/ pixies/fairies/mystical creatures/ wizards/dragons/knives & swords/medievil items and much more odd things...Death To Crazy Frog

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I'd like to meet:

drew berrymore, nicholas cage, vin diesel, eminem, dre, former president clinton(lol), stephen king, stephen speilberg, demi moore, s.p.m, disturbed, marliyn manson, sevendust, faith hill, alan jackson, garth brooks, and many many more......crazyfrog2

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Music:

rap, hip hop, dance, techno, alternative, grunge, heavy metal, oldies, classic rock, country, some classical, some jazz,....any thing that trips my trigger!!!!Crazy Frog

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Movies:


MySpace.com Chris

Television:

watch a types of movies, friends, king of hill, simpsons, south park, crank yankers, becker, much much more....

Books:

I can't read, I'm illiterate!!!! ha ha ha Anything that intriges my mind and keeps my interests body{background: black url(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h191/curion123/animate d/sexy.gif) fixed}--

Heroes:



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