Yurt

My name is Yurt. I am what is known as dislecsic psychic. This means that I see things happen in real life and then later sometime they just miraculously manifest themselves in my mind. For instance, I watched a football game one night and the final score was 27-14. When I awoke the next morning I somehow knew exactly what the score was. Unfortunately my gift doesn't pay the bills so I had to pursue a regular career. Professionally I work for an advertising company that got really burned by some bad ad writing. I guess the one that got them in the most trouble was, "Listerine! It really burns your f~&*ing mouth!" They lost their contract with Pfizer for that one. But Pfizer was already upset with the radio ad for their brand of Q-tips which claimed, "They will clean every part of your body, but they hurt if you get one stuck up your ass." Anyway I got hired on as the negative ad writer to write bad ads in advance so when one of their writers has a bad idea it's already been done and on file and is rejected automatically by a computer system. Know what's wierd? I knew I had the job the day after I got hired. Trippy eh?