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About Me

Welcome to Beth's Minimalist Craze. When I perform stand up comedy my stage name will be Slut Bungwalla. Thanks Eddie Izzard. Oh wait...I'm an atheist, pro-choice, pro-gay marriage liberal pinko commie jerk. That being said, I will probably be nice to you anyway.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Amanda Palmer and Brian from the Dresden Dolls again, Haruki Murakami, and a lot of dead people. The Dude, maybe?

My Blog

Monolith Music Festival

Okay, people. This is imperative. I am absolutely without a doubt going to the Monolith Music Festival at Red Rocks September 13th and 14th. I am buying my $110 2 day pass this Friday when I get paid ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:44:00 GMT

Dee times three

Well I made it back from Denver....it was freeeeaking sweet. My creative writing skills fail me because it was so overwhelmingly good that I've been spending the last week in a daze. We drove to Denve...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 17:28:00 GMT

Random notes before the Fourth

In the spirit of the coming holiday:"Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:08:00 GMT

Retracting a statement regarding, in a roundabout way, "Shoes" by Kelly

I am here today to clear a few things up, at the request of other(s).When my sister Emma sent me the following video: I, in fact, only watched 30 seconds of said video (thus never seeing the ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:50:00 GMT

Sad news.

Kurt Vonnegut passed away.I wanted to think of something to say, but it's hard. In times like these it is hard for me to remember that death shouldn't be a sad occasion. He was 84, and he was tired. L...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 22:07:00 GMT

We make life weird.

I was just listening to "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley, and it occured to me that it's a bizarre society we've created for ourselves.Mostly I was thinking that it was a strange state of affairs that I'm co...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:53:00 GMT

Sanai by Rumi

SanaiSomeone says, Sanai is dead.No small thing to say.He was not bits of husk,or a puddle that freezes overnight,or a comb that cracks when you use it,or a pod crushed open on the ground.He was fine ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 21:28:00 GMT

Slowly losing my mind in the depths of winter.

I predict that in the next five to ten years, I will become a drug addict. I don't see any other alternative, to be quite honest. Between coin-operated boys not doing what they are supposed to be doin...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 15:28:00 GMT