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Dinky Dog of Terror

Fight like a monkey that thinks it's an anaconda.

About Me

I know karate. Voodoo, too.
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

My Interests

plants, adventures in what's edible, Gracie Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai, Vale Tudo, hiking, graceful rats, climbing things, climbing people (see BJJ), reading, shiny things, transmissible diseases and parasites, Am Staffs, innappropriate humor, Japanese tattoos, how a zombie attack would go down right here in This Room Right Now, smells, small fruit, large bugs, slime molds, wifebeating.

I'd like to meet:

Dumpy office boys on the cusp of middle age, psychos with nice eyes and dog park fanatics.

Music:

Something you love and something you hate. This week, The Toadies, Ministry, Betty LaVette, Leonard Cohen, Alice Cooper, Morphine, Dandelion, Tracy Chapman, The Misfits, Tom Waits, and Johnny Cash.

Movies:

City of God, House of Flying Daggers, Shaun of the Dead, Ravenous, The Birdcage, Down By Law, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Princess Bride, American History X, Road to Perdition, High Fidelity, The Boondock Saints, Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, Kill Bill Vol. One, Deadman, The Italian Job, Lifeforce, Guitar Wolf, Ong Bak, Henry and June, Bill Hicks stand up, Eddie Izzard stand up, Labrynth aka "David Bowie's Crotch: A Documentary", The Triplets of Bellville, Kung Fu Hustle, Henry Rollins' spoken word, The Unforgiven, Grizzly Man, Mississippi Burning, Beautiful Boxer, Orphans, Spike Lee joints, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Television:

Deadwood, South Park.

Books:

Trainspotting & Porno, Joel Peter Witkin's photography, Jitterbug Perfume, The Secret Life of Plants, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Orlando, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Venus Envy, The Coming Plague, anything by Harlan Ellison, Bernard Shaw, Mencken, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Flannery O'Connor and especially Hemingway*, Plants of the Gods, Hokusai's Encyclopedia of Plant and Animal Manga, Tatterhood, Bloom County, Lulu Eightball and The Pain - When Will It End?*The Faithful Bull. Yum.

Heroes:

My Mom and my Dad, neither of whom fight fair. Iggy Pop. Bill Hicks. Ron Jeremy.

My Blog

holy mother of god

If you Craigslist it, they will come.  I don't recommend posting, say, three Craigslist ads simultaneously, unless checking e-mail all day is your idea of a good time.  Does look like I've g...
Posted by Dinky Dog of Terror on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

settling

"You know it might not be that bad, you were the best I ever had." Fuck.  That.
Posted by Dinky Dog of Terror on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

grr.

I've been studying for this Microbial Genetics final all day and it's gotten to the point that if I read "lac operon" one more time, I'm going to hurl blood.  So I break to check my e-mail, which...
Posted by Dinky Dog of Terror on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:20:00 PST

were I to compete in the ADCCs

This would be my division: http://www.aliciaphotos.com/gallery/2843196#152342628 So much for sleep tonight....
Posted by Dinky Dog of Terror on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:09:00 PST

Carrot.

Things I'm gonna do at the end of this next two weeks: - Roll every goddamned day, even if I have to tackle my dog. - Take said dog on a hike, poor guy. - Dig up/replace sections of fencing and the co...
Posted by Dinky Dog of Terror on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:45:00 PST

I want to fight these girls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rh3LXpSHtY Particularly the winner, Vanessa Porto.  That looks like my division, and very tough and very fun. ...
Posted by Dinky Dog of Terror on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:32:00 PST

things learned tonight

- Judo is "The Gentle Way", while Jiu Jitsu is "The Gentle Art."  Fuck you, trivia gods! - While it's not longer kosher to construct "Do you like me? Yes/No." cards, it bloody well SHOULD be.&nbs...
Posted by Dinky Dog of Terror on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:38:00 PST

myspace, the omnipresent

So let's say that you're thinking you need to get in touch with someone at, um... 2 a.m.  Old days, you write yourself a note or call, like an ass, and wake them up. Now, you just hunt them down ...
Posted by Dinky Dog of Terror on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:31:00 PST

tasty, tasty

John Fante, Ask the Dust Carson McCullers, The Ballad of Sad Cafe'  
Posted by Dinky Dog of Terror on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

waaahsturbation

I'm a heartless bastard.  There, that's out of the way. My first thought when I heard about The Shooting (the latest The Shooting in which a handful upper/middleclass USers get knocked off) was, ...
Posted by Dinky Dog of Terror on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:06:00 PST