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~MissKriss~

You will never see... so come dance with me...

About Me

I'm just Kris. =o) I'm easygoing, open minded, laugh alot.... and sing really bad karaoke. I've got one cool as hell son.... he's a HALO freak, plays Little League, and generally smiles alot. Me, I've got lots of stuffs going on!!! Tracking me down isn't an easy thing... LOL I love love LOVE hockey.... GO SHARKS! And am a new football fan. ;o) Yeah Bengals!!!! Love to travel, & get out & about.

I think I probably act 1/2 my age, whether that's a good thing or a bad thing..... I'll let you decide! =D ..

My Interests


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Hockey, my son, Pure Romance, tattoos, new age, piercings, snakes, lizards, faeries, mystical, magical, Patron, Cincinnati Bengals, Michael Madsen, Mike Ricci, mexican food, working out, lifting weights, heavy metal, concerts, shopping, sunshine, dragons, smiles, Renn Faires.

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Music:

Heavy metal; KORN, Metallica, Linkin Park, Godsmack, Kittie, Static-X, Genitorturers, MINISTRY, Zombie, Hanzel Und Gretyl....br>

Movies:

The Crow, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn, Natural Born Killers, Interview With a Vampire, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, TROY, Dragonheart, Gladiator. Who wants to see the new Tarantino with me???

Television:

HOCKEY! Sex and the City, any decorating/ home design show (I'm a junkie!!), Inuyasha & Full Metal Alchemist (blame my son!), What Not To Wear, How Do I Look?, Project Runway.

Books:

Anything I can get my hands on. Beading, knitting, vampire novels, smarmy romance crap, mysteries, murder copper stories.

My Blog

The story of my Tats! LOL

I just wrote this up, someone asked the thought & meaning behind all my tattoo's..... so I thought I'd actually post a blogggidddy blog!  LOL 1st Tattoo..... Heart with horns, halo, bat wings...
Posted by ~MissKriss~ on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:38:00 PST

Pet Peeve!!!

Ok........ you get a personalized license plate for your car. And on that plate, you put the model of your car. Why????? I can see it's a TRLBLZR, it says so all over your phucking vehicle! Why the he...
Posted by ~MissKriss~ on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:42:00 PST

Family Values Tour, Irvine

Sunday morning, Meg & I were up early & off to the Family Values Tour in Irvine.... fuck fuck fuck that was one kickass fucking show!!!!!!! Hotter than a bitch tho.... but was weird, we got a ...
Posted by ~MissKriss~ on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:25:00 PST

Hangover Rating System

Hangover Rating System One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this w...
Posted by ~MissKriss~ on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST

Vegas fun!!

Sup Myspace world???? Weekend was fun times.... just got back from Vegas, where my sis, brother in law, and myself.... had THE most awesome experience at the Mystere show, at Treasure Island! We wer...
Posted by ~MissKriss~ on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

What happens in Vegas, baby STAYS in Vegas!

Vegas Vegas!  Hella fun time!  As if there was a question.....  Dinner at the Rio, beads, Fremont Street, yard long Jungle Juice/Brain Freeze/Pina Colada, spray paint picture guy, rain...
Posted by ~MissKriss~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pure Romance, cummmin' your way!

Hey all! I just purchased my sex toy kit today. LMAO You're reading up on the next Pure Romance consultant! Too frikken funny, I'll get to sell toys, lotions, penis cookie cutters, you name it!!! ...
Posted by ~MissKriss~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Independent Diva

Independent Diva You have a great balance between dating and being single. You are obviously secure with yourself. This is a feat that many people strive to reach through years and years of therapy. ...
Posted by ~MissKriss~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HA! Are you out there???

Your dating personality profile:Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.Big-Hearted - You a...
Posted by ~MissKriss~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Good Friday!

Happy Good Friday, all!!! Tonight, Lacrosse game! No substitute for HOCKEY........ but it'll keep me outta trouble for a Friday night. Looking forward to seeing friendly friends for the game, the...
Posted by ~MissKriss~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST