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Liz

<h1<bSamuel L. Ain't Got Nothin' On Me!</b</h1

About Me

So, after I chainsmoke for about 45 minutes with random friends, I like to unwind by channel surfing and making niiice, delicious cocktails and chill on my leather sofa! I'm not a freak. I'm just random, and silly, and random, you know. The usual. I am a slave to the man (working 2 jobs), but that makes me a baller. Not really. Damnit.

My Interests

Um...oh my god, I'm so lame! I love traveling; I've been to Europe, back east (aka New England, Chicago, Florida), Mexico, etc. I'm all about kickin' it. But not with scary creepy people. Those guys scare me. I love swimming, I used to be a lifeguard...the only kid that ever nearly drowned, I totally didn't save. The kid came up to me later and was like, "Dude, I almost drowned." I was like "Shit! I was zoning out...I was focusing on my tan!"

I'd like to meet:

I'd dig meeting....hm...random people! (By the way, the word RANDOM will RANDOMLY appear several times on this profile quite RANDOMLY.) Like, uh...people who are ecclectic, open and honest. Fun, intelligent, worldly witty folks. Yeah, those guys are cool. And I love pirates, too! I've been invited to sail the high seas (aka International Waters) with fellow Savvy Mateys, Paul and Carly. This is going to be great. I think Colin Farrell is a bastard. Johnny Depp is tooo sexy!! If that tells you anything. I love dogs! I have a pug named Delilah who is a little Hellian!!!! I think she was a pirate in her past-life...

Music:

I'm very ECCLECTIC AND RANDOM with music. For instance: my favorite band is the Beatles, but I've been known to bump Brittney Spears (to my friends' dismay, even though they rock out too in secret). Scissor Sisters, Peaches "shake your dicks...", Coldplay, Postal Service, the Killers, the Strokes (i got back stage once and saw Drew givin' some love to Fabrizio!!), old school Michael Jackson (but I feel guilty about that, though), Keane, Rolling Stones, Neil Young, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Ludacris (hell yeah! "Moove, bitch! Get out the Way!!")...y'know.

Movies:

AMELIE, best movie EVER!! I love Napoleon Dynamite. Hands down. TINA ROCKS!!! Um, I Heart Huckabees, .... The Godfather, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Pirates of the Carribean, The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Rules of Attraction, Empire Records, DAZED AND CONFUSED, bitch! How could I forget that one?

Television:

Buying the box that is TV...the seasons....wonderful...I loved Project Runway!! I'm a reality whore. America's Next Top Model, Real World, Simpsons, Family Guy. That kinda stuff.

Books:

Catcher In The Rye, the Bridget Jones series...Angela's Ashes was really good. The Harry Potter Series!! Those are good!! Sense and Sensibility, Pride & Prejudice.

Heroes:

John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, for sure. I admire John Kerry! He's so great! Bush, YOU BASTARD...Louie and Joey for being able to just pick up and move anywhere, anytime...it's my dream to do that...and pirates!