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Luigi

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About Me

I currently work for NASA. It sounds glamorous but its not all it's cracked up to be, I have to build the space shuttles from scratch from old dustbin lids. Generally I have to build them on my own but sometimes they let me have a 4ft dwarf with ginger hair called Gregory Linehan to help. I tend to stand on him so I can reach high up places. It does help. I only get paid £2.6m a year which means i'm considering moving to Bracknell! I know what your thinking - desperate times! I like to play football and I've starred in my own action packed computer game with my brother Mario. I don't have any children although I have raised kids from less affluent areas. some I am proud of but others have really big ears and resemble a horse. I hope to help this unfortunate wretch of a man in his journey through ugliness and obesity..r{}I edited my profile at PimpMyArea , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

licking the sweat from a baboons arse

Music:

The Kooks is my latest album

Movies:

The last castle, armageddon.

Television:

dragons den and anything to do with sport

Books:

autobiographies

Heroes:

Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Michael Johnson, Michael Schumacher, Gary Glitter, Paolo Maldini