Elyot

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my real name is elyotiscoollpopolopodous popolopandgoddamnsexyopolpidios. i come from a small town near london called 'chesham' which co-incidently is an anagrame of 'shitty!' i have spent the last year working in a small brothel on the outskirts of iraq and have met a great new mate called 'OB' not sure wat his real name is, something to do with rubbish or a bin or something. previous to that i went to a small school for the severly ratarded, or as the teachers preffered the phrase 'spics!'. my B levels went very well, so well that i am hoping to attend Brighton poly-technic for the death and the dumb next year. at the moment i am single and looking for a nice new girlfriend, so if you have an IQ lower than a dead cat and bad vision please get in touch, my number being 07 errr errrr bloody hell i dont know i never got the b level in maths!bollocks
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Elyot paul sexy forrester burnett
Birthday: 17-09-87
Birthplace: funnily enough i cant remember, was quite a traumatic experience
Current Location: chesham
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blond
Height: 5-11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: decent from henry 8
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas, tho who cares
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: heart break
Your Perfect Pizza: american hot
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: just do well generally, oh and finish an album
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: who are you?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes and back
Your Bedtime: 7.30 sharp
Your Most Missed Memory: ummm... innocence
Pepsi or Coke: oh coke all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: stupid question maccy deees
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i like beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: i like beer
Do you Smoke: yes, tho trying to quit
Do you Swear: swearing is for fucking twats!wankers!!!
Do you Sing: oh yeah
Do you Shower Daily: generally twice
Have you Been in Love: i think so, though still not sure wat it is. any fitties out there wanna show me?lol
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: deffinetely
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: oh yeah
Are you a Health Freak: not really, tho i work out most days
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, i love my mum soooo much, me n my dad are a lil rocky
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they are great
Do you play an Instrument: guitar all the way, makes me happy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ummmmmm.... can police see this?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i like beer
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i like beer
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes a few times
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: kinda
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, thieves are twats
Ever been Drunk: i like beer
Ever been called a Tease: a couple of times
Ever been Beaten up: oh yeah
Ever Shoplifted: nope, tho i once nicked a penny sweet, but i was only like 6, im a reformed character
How do you want to Die: i dont really want to
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: actor
What country would you most like to Visit: i love amsterdam (i know its not a country!!!!!)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: ummmmm...used to be blond but i was in love with a brunette sso not really sure!
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: slightly shorter than me
Weight: slim
Best Clothing Style: i prefer no clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not really the kind to regret to be honest, ohhh though i regret losing my liscence, but i get it back in like a month!yay!
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Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
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