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anThONY

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About Me

I’m Anthony
I live in Croydon
I go to Coulsdon College (still!)
I wana go uni next year to study Psychology
I’m too laid-back for my own good
I can be a bit random sometimes n I’m always up for havin a laugh (usually involving my gorilla costume…)
I am the definition of a binge drinker – I only drink when i wanna get mashed
I mainly get drunk on vodka cos I never get hungover from it the next day – Great Success
When I’m not injured, I like to play football n cricket in my spare time
I support QPR, for those that care
Wen I get bored at home I tend to annoy my cats cos they r too fat n lazy to go outside n get away from me by generally jus jabbing n chin-slapping them (they love it really, so don’t report me to the RSPCA)
I’m into all sorts of music but mostly dance music like trance, house n electro
I try to live life to the full n try not to let anything get me down
PATT

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My Interests

generally wasting time, sleeping until 3 in the afternoon, dancing like a tit, binge drinking, raving, football, bush diving, littering, being random, cracking jokes with mandem, poker, cricket, living life on the edge, getting bored sometimes and seeing how far i can push my luck with policemen/bouncers/any authority figures, telling lies to random people about who i am and what i do

I'd like to meet:

Like-minded people who are able to fully grasp the insignificance of their existence and so live their life to the full neglecting their dignity for the purpose of jest!
(adapted from wotless's definition of being "wotless" 2006)

People with humourous speech impediments (preferably tourettes) that see the funny side of it and don't mind me giggling when they are trying to have a conversation with me.

Anyone that kills time (like myself) by doing any of the following things:
-Wobbling men on ladders
-Saluting greengrocers
-Dancing under powerlines
-Pouring hot water into the sea
-Pulling faces at policemen
-Pulling faces at regular blokes just in case they are policemen
-Claiming to have healing knees
-Shouting 'spoon' at beggars
-Making clothes for lizards
-Limping with both legs
-Ignoring farmers
-Singing metallica songs in hebrew
-Claiming to be allergic to the passage of time

Anyone who wants to help me carry out my list of 'things to do before i die', which i am yet to finish - here's what i've got so far:
-Throw a tennis ball at a member of the royal family
-Shrink wrap a zebra
-Get 7 giant rabbits to chase a tiny greyhound
-Drive straight through a drive-thru
-Christen a melon
-Project a film about a rhino's arse
-Single-handedly defend a small village in the amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants
-Rescue a bird with no wings from a tree
-Turn up to a funeral in fancy dress
-Campaign for bigger mice
-Campaign for smaller cats
-Play swing ball in a church
-Swear at a member of the Amish community
-Get my legs double-glazed
-Put lettuce on a sleeping dog
-Set off a rape alarm and throw it into a library window

Or anyone with suggestions for my list of 'things to do before i die'. Thankyou.

Music:

A bit of everything but these days it's all about DIRTY ELECTRO!
Favourite artists include The Prodigy, Mylo, Chemical Brothers, Faithless, Audio Bullys, The Streets, Plan B, Kano, The Kooks, The Klaxons...

Movies:

pulp fiction, shawshank redemption, the godfather, scarface, forest gump, fight club, kevin n perry go large, life of brian, borat!!