Wotless Holiday Footage Volume 1: Props
Wotless - Soccer AM
Wotless: We do fancy dress "ALOT"
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Kingston Montage
Wotless do Kingston
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Wotless Dancing Lessons
Wotless Dancing Lessons
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Let us first talk about the philosiphical meaning rooted within Wotless....
The purpose of life for Wotless is for pure jest and that alone hence why on more than one occasion seasoned Wotless members have pursued acts which those humans confined to the mass social configuration would deem to be obscene. In order to really appreciate ones existence Wotless believe it is vitally important to be able to grasp the finite nature of your existence in order to be able to fully manipulate and justify the behaviour that individual Wotless members exemplify in their actions.
As a group we reject modern day social pressures such as materialism, the cult of celebrity, the desire for wealth with no hard work and a lack of respect. The inconsequentiality and trivial nature of self-importance; excessive pride; ‘stushness’; and arrogance are redundant when you consider our life times are not even as extensive as a blink of an eye in the history of the Earth.
Wotless is more than a group of drunken men in strange fancy dress. It is a way of life. We don't just get dressed up, go out, head butt a few walls, tell a few girls how nice their elbows look and then go home and smash things up. We are a group of people who believe in educating the masses about an alternative way of life. Its time to make a change people...Wotless living is the antithesis to this generation’s zeitgeist.
We don't claim to have a deep philosophical ideology, our antics and shenanigans are a tiny reaction to the frustration we feel in our everyday lives to wasteful individuals – shallow, materialistic, non jestful people...the worst cases being Z list celebrities. Wotless would like to think we're self aware jesters who have a small talent for props; props which are our aids for jest creation, a pursuit more noble than clambering for individual status, social climbing or the front cover of Heat Magazine.
So what is it to be Wotless? I hear you ask...
I shall swiftly reply...
Wotless is the ability of making people smile due to jestful antics
Wotless is being profecient and innovative in the field of props and physical strangeness.
Wotless is sleep walking into your girlfriend’s parent’s bedroom and relieving yourself in their clothes draw.
Wotless is doing a naked handstand on your parent’s bed on Boxing Day, being told off by your Dad and then crying.
Wotless is getting chased and dashed down to the floor by a security guard while you attempt to run away with your crutch on a dislocated knee.
Wotless is violently abusing your groin with an Evian 1 litre bottle at the close of a nght.
Wotless is having a deep heated debate in a policemans house on the subject 'would you punch your mum in the face for £10,000'
Wotless is running down the street in but a tweed farmers jacket with your pants round your ankles and a rubber pig under your arm.
You see my fellow homosapians the significance of your life is merely a biased judgement measured by those closely associated in your network, but the significance of the memories which that life creates is something else altogether. So our motto to the social conforming sheep is think Wotless. May the jest be with you!Contact: [email protected]
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