Hello Peter the dolphin here! I am 22 yrs old, and I swim in the ocean. I love shrimp, peeing in people's shoes, takin a shit, making noises at other races, fuckin bitches, drinkin beer, driving cars unauthorized, swimming from the poolice, scarying children on boats, white water rafting, I love to read, write, and arithmatics. I love counting my food. My gf likes food too she's beautiful her name is Laura. My best friend is lisa. The one and only. She's so crazzayay. Yakgahagahagh I love them. I would cross 3 oceans just to see them. I don't mean to say this for the first time on here but....I want to have a human dolphin baby with you laura. Will u marry me????? But I still have to cuddle with lisa every night so just accept it.
I went to dolphin university and became the greatest dolphin in the world. My parents left my ass and I'm a bastard with no father. I have a half sister named petress. I also have dolphin friends named Jack, Joe, Jill, Jose (he's mexican if ya didn't know), we all like smokin weeds down under. gigigigi.Free Myspace CursorsS E X
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Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 1:45 am ocean time
Name?: Peter the dolphin here
Nicknames?: Pete, Dildo, dik, idiot, sex god, drunk
Date of birth?: NINE ELEVEN 1984
Sex?: Always
Height?: 8 foot long
Eye color?: BLUE!
Where were you born?: Sweeden
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 22, but the water put them out
Pets?: not black my fish, and a crab once but he fell off my dick
Hair color?: grey
Piercings?: just on my penis
Town you live in?: the ocean
Favorite foods?: shrimp, pussy, lobster,pussy, ribs, watermelon, chicken, grease, monkeys and pussy
Ever been to Africa?: yea but the niggas scared me off
Been toilet papering?: yea, after I take a shit
Love someone so much it made you cry?: LAURA
Been in a car accident?: no, but a boat/netting accident
Croutons or bacon bits?: FOK, both
Favorite day of the week?: Swimday
Favorite resturant?: Long John Silvers
Favorite flower?: Sea weed, and coral
Favorite sport to watch?: figure skating
Favorite drink?: Miller High Life
Favorite ice cream flavor?: Shrimp
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Disney, fok a warn a brotha's
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Long John Silvers
Carpet color in your bedroom?: blue or grey depending on the dolphin bitch
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: 62 and still counting
Whom did you get your last email from?: Laura
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Petco
What do you do most often when you are bored?: Smoke, fuck, drink, fuck, swim, and oh yea fuck
Most annoying thing to say to me?: I will not have sex with you
Bedtime?: I never sleep
Favorite TV show?: Family Guy
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: Laura
Been out of country?: yea, I live in the ocean
Believe in magick?: under the sheets
Ford or Chevy?: Anything I'm unauthorized to drive
What are you listening to right now?: the waves crashing on my penis
Have you ever failed a grade?: yes, cheese grade
If you have, what grade did you fail?: swiss, and mozerella
Do you have a crush on someone?: Jill, but laura has to get over that and deal with it~
Do you have a bf/gf?: Laura
If so, what is their name?: Laura
How long have you been together?: 2 months
What are you wearing right now?: a condom, wanna see?
Would you have sex before marriage?: I have 428 kids what do you think?
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: All of them and fucked them all
Are you a virgin?: Do I swim???
Do you smoke?: Do i have an asshole?
Do you drink?: Do I have fins?
Are you ghetto?: I don't like races
Are you a player?: no I get my dik played with
What are your favorite colors?: blue and grey WHITE, and clitorous pink
What is your favorite animal?: dolphin
Do you have any birthmarks?: only on the head of my penis
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no I've gotten my ass licked does that count
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: GRAHAM~
Have you ever been slapped?: GRAHAM~
Do you get online a lot?: yea, until my penis gets sore from all the pornography
Are you shy or outgoing?: outgoing fishing gigigigig
Do you shower?: I don't need 2
Do you hate school?: yes, that's why I graduated
Do you have a social life?: only with vagina's
How easily do you trust people?: You should trust me 2 fuck you
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: NO, it's all over the internet in videos
Would you ever sky dive?: only when it's raining because I will die
Do you like to dance?: dirty dancing
Have you ever been out of state?: yes, in the water of the oceans
Do you like to travel?: that's all I do
Have you ever been expelled from school?: yes, for fucking the principle in the ass and she did NOT like it
Have you ever been suspended from school?: yes, for fucking the janitor in the ass and he did NOT like it
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: my home is spacious and huge
Are you spoiled?: eggs?
Are you a brat?: you would cry 2 if it happened 2 u? do do do doo doo
Have you ever been dumped?: dunked
Have you ever gotten high?: it's a ritual
Do you like snapple?: only with salt gigigigig
Do you drink a lot of water?: I live in that shit
What toothpaste do you use?: Crest WHITEning
Do you have a cell phone?: sea phone gigigigigigig
Do you have a curfew?: no, I never sleep
Who do you look up to?: Flipper that bastard
Are you a role model?: Gooooohhhhhhhd Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: yes, but I'm banned because I showed up drunk and naked and flashed my penis to everyone
What name brand do you wear the most?: Seacrest
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: penis ring only~
What do you want pierced?: my asshole
Do you like takin pictures?: LOVE IT~!
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: LOVE IT~!
Do you have a tan?: I've always been the same grey
Do you get annoyed easily?: when someone denys my penis
Have you ever started a rumor?: yes that I had 430 kids
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: 1-800-dolphin-sex-sex
Do you have your own pool?: How many times do you not listen
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: neither, love my penis hitting the waves
Do you have any siblings?: petress and many other bastards that I don't know about
Have you ever been played?: with my penis?
Have you ever played anyone?: everyone!
Do you get along with your parents?: I don't know them I'm a bastard
How do you vent your anger?: sex, drugs, alcohol, sex, sex, and oh but what do you know more sex, beat shit, eat, sex, and more sex
Have you ever ran away?: I can't run, but I can rollerblade
Have you ever been fired from a job?: I don't need a job
Do you even have a job?: a blow job gigigigigigigigig
Do you daydream a lot?: when I'm not having sex I'm dreaming of sex
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