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Matt

'I used to want to change the world. Now I just want to leave the room with a little dignity.

About Me


I'm a work in progress. Under construction. But then again . . . aren't we all?
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Well, that's me in a nutshell. Except they forgot to mention that I'm lazy..(scratch that, replace with "easy going") and kind of a mess, but generally I'm a good person to have around (and no, I don't mind saying so myself).
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The writers of this blog find ways to hilariously express every thought I have about the antics of celebrities. Check it often.
I'm not embarrassed. I
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One day, I think I'd like to just say f*ck everything and move to New Orleans. Get a random job. Forget trying to get ahead in life. Eat beignets and sip lattes every morning in the Cafe du Monde. One day . . .
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I'm currently a student at ISU. I say currently because...well, I've been to a few colleges. But hey, life's more interesting when it takes you places. Which probably means I should have stayed in Chicago instead of moving home...I must be going about this all wrong.
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My Interests


I'd like to meet:



Music:

Courtney Love
Mika
Goldfrapp
Fall Out Boy
OK Go
Lisa Marie Presley
Aimee Mann
Ashlee Simpson
CocoRosie
Britney
Christina
Fiona Apple
The Distillers
Shakira
Angela McCluskey
No Doubt
Shery Crow
Marilyn Manson
Gwen Stefani
Hole
Jewel
Pink's ok
Patty Griffin
Ani Difranco
Scissor Sisters
Justin Timberlake
Madonna
Mariah
Tori Amos
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Garbage
Nelly Furtado
Poe
Bjork is nuts!
Stevie Nicks
AFI's poppy shit
Tegan & Sara
Peaches
Panic!
Milk, Inc
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:


Interview With the Vampire, Shortbus, Jawbreaker, Kill Bill, Life As a House, Girl Interrupted, Party Monster, Imaginary Heroes, pretty much any movie w/ Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts, Mrs. Doubtfire, Cruel Intentions, Mean Girls, Red Eye, Batman (circa '89), Batman Begins, The Rules of Attraction, Where the Heart Is, Garden State, Great Expectations, Velvet Goldmine, HEDWIG and the Angry Inch, V For Vendetta, Hard Candy, Grindhouse, etc etc etc.

Television:

Prison Break, Nip/Tuck, The Riches, Desperate Housewives, The Closer, Project Runway, Work Out

Books:

Alright, so I fucking love to read anything and everything, but I got on this Anne Rice kick in high school and couldn't stop. Oh and like eveyone else in the free world, I love Harry Potter. But what with friends/school/boyfriend business, I pretty much read only magazines and blogs nowadays. Sad I know.

Heroes:


"I'm Janice Fucking Dickinson"
"Don't fuck with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"