freddie, mr mercury to you!

im freddie, mr mercury to you, you may know me from thing such as the ass kickin band queen and my high profile cameo slots on cromartie high.i enjoy sitting in my leather pants that are way too tight for my ass and eating small childreni have a moustache taht enjoys being ticked (it has a life of its own dont you know!)i try and workout once a month.ass clenching my way to the higher heveansi like licking windows and other see through products such as plastic bottles, clingfilm and glasses