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Matt

Plop.

About Me

Hello, me & the little lady bumbled into San Francisco about a four years ago and we're bumbling around here still. I'm checking out this MySpace thing on the off chance that Friendster stops being cool. I like lounging around and exploring while making pithy remarks that I don't actually mean. I chiefly reside here: http://iknowwhatimdoing.com

My Interests

the impossible, puppies, kids meals, NPR, insulting remarks, patina, gardening, flying rodents, physical comedy, mewling, chest hair, cute video games, puppets, photography, quilting, bellies, hardware stores, bedrooms, secret passageways, wainscotting, office supplies, fluff, a hundred years ago, des moins, DIY, reading/moviegoing, writing/filmmaking, surprising punctuation marks

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet neat folks. Are you neat? I hope so. And even if you're not, I'm still happy to meet you, because maybe you have neat friends who redeem you.

Music:

The Ewoks' Yub-Yub song from Return of the Jedi, Rilo Kiley, Laura Cantrell, Ms. Parton, Postal Service, Polyphonic Spree, Kriss Kross, Alkaline Trio, Fiasco, Simon&Garfunkel, FrouFrou, Cake, TMBG, Newfound Glory, Belle&Sebastian, Kirsty MacColl, Les Sans Culottes

Movies:

Muppet stuff, Xanadu, Laurel and Hardy stuff, The Dark Crystal, Spice World, Priscilla, Straight Jacket, Barbarella, Wallace and Gromit stuff, Totoro & Spirited Away & Castle in the Sky & Nausicaa, Legally Blonde, The First Nudie Musical, Dr. Strangelove, Party Girl, Airplane, Ogenki Clinic, Lost In Translation, Paris is Burning

Television:

Firefly, MST3K, Muppet Show, America's Test Kitchen, Space Ghost, Fraggle Rock, Bear in the Big Blue House, Hercules&Xena, Golden Girls, Pete&Pete, Home Movies, Star Trek TNG, early X-Files, early Buffy, infomercials, anything with Dan Rather, Futurama, Wonderfalls, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kids in the Hall

Books:

Perks of Being a Wallflower, Scott Pilgrim, The Secret Sharer, V for Vendetta, The Shrinking of Treehorn, The Crying of Lot 49, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, His Dark Materials, technical manuals, Lud-in-the-Mist, Happy Noodle Boy, Confederacy of Dunces, There's a Boy in the Girl's Bathroom, The New Yorker, The Narnia Chronicles, anybook by Neil Gaiman (esp. Stardust & Neverwhere), Lemony Snickett, Daniel Pinkwater (esp. The Hoboken Chicken Emergency), Salinger (esp. Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters), David Sedaris, Edward Eager (esp. Half Magic & Magic or Not), E. Nesbitt (esp. The Railroad Children & Five Children and It), Edward Gorey, Truman Capote, David Rakoff

Heroes:

Foucaults of all shapes and sizes.