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Name: If you dont know me by nowwww ... then u will never never never never knoooooow meeeee
Birthday: The 29th Day of the 7th month of the 1,987th year !
Birthplace: I dont kno , but ever since then , everywhere i went i was a runninnnnn
Current Location: Strong Island
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6 Feet 1 Inch
Right Handed or Left Handed: ... But i have 2 hands
Your Heritage: Trinidadian and Black
The Shoes You Wore Today: Mine
Your Weakness: Ampaphadmines
Your Fears: Getting mauled to death by a family of midgets
Your Perfect Pizza: One that somebody else baught !
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start smoking and then quit !
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Before me there were many but after me there shall be none !"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oooh What A Niiiiight
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything , havent u seen me ?
Your Bedtime: Hustle til the sun go up , drink a 40 when the sun go down ... wait what was the question ?
Your Most Missed Memory: ......... This question is too confusing
Pepsi or Coke: Coke ... but i like pepsi when im feelin freaky
MacDonalds or Burger King: White Castle
Single or Group Dates: Id love to date a group of single women
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Theres a difference ?!?!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mix them together , then throw them away because i prefer strawberry !
Cappuccino or Coffee: Beer
Do you Smoke: ..... Possibly ?!
Do you Swear: Yeah , so get ur damn bitchin hell-ass off my page before i gets angry !
Do you Sing: Yes ...... Just not the right words or outloud ... so no
Do you Shower Daily: Define ... shower ?
Have you Been in Love: Does that buzz in my pants count ?
Do u like to freak gurls: HECK yeah !!
Do you want to get Married: Sure why not
Do you belive in yourself: Yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on the amount of motion
Do you think you are Attractive: Everyone else does , so i guess i should conform
Are you a Health Freak: Nah im an African-American
Do you get along with your Parents: I only live with my mother ... and she raised me in fear
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like a lot of things
Do you play an Instrument: Yea ... but not on purpose
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes ... but it was by accident , somebody put a bottle of rubbing alcohol next to my bottle of Dasani....
In the past month have you Smoked: ... Possibly ?!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: .. Possibly ?!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I am Austin ! I am freaking Austin , what do YOU think ?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I live at the mall .. im secretly a hobo
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yea but the oreos tasted better
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes ... but i told her next time she needs to take a shower
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only in my mind ...
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the bath tub yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ... i stole like 7 dollars from a friend , dear god in heaven , WHAT HAVE I DONE!
Ever been Drunk: IM DRUNK RIGHT NOW , SHOOT THE DAMN DOG IM WATCHIN TV
Ever been called a Tease: No , just a nigger
Ever been Beaten up: Nah homie , i whoop ass like Ike Turner anyday .. And when Im stompin u out , i yell "Annie Mae !!"
Ever Shoplifted: Of course
How do you want to Die: In a dramatic explosion , taking with me as many ppl as i can
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown
What country would you most like to Visit: I hear Rwanda is nice this time of year ......
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Just have eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Just have hair
Short or Long Hair: Lots of nasty extensions , i love them !
Height: taller than a midget
Weight: less than a ton
Best Clothing Style: Clear Heels !!!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Do flintstone pills count ? ............. No ? ok then about 57 different types of drugs
Number of CDs I own: I make the mixtapes bitch
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I never apologize !!! Im sorry , thats just the way i am .......
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My Blog

Why u need a white girl ...

Im growin as a person you know , learnin about relationships ... learnin big time . Women love to get men to cry in relationships , am i right ladies ?? Cuz u know if you get your man to cry that he l...
Posted by ::Aus:: on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:15:00 PST

Difference between Black Ppl .. and NIGGAS !

Who is more racist , black people or white people ??BLACK PEOPLE ! Wanna know why ? Cuz we hate black people too !! Everything white people dont like about black people , black REALLY dont like it eve...
Posted by ::Aus:: on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

Monkey Sex

u kno how some people say that AIDS might have come from some people sexing a monkey ... and then coming bac to the US and spreaded the disease around here as an STD.....but that makes no sense ...whe...
Posted by ::Aus:: on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 04:13:00 PST

Moms shoe , the fart game , and how i got the scar ...

Yeah so i have this scar on my forehead and ppl always ask how i got it , so i figure ill write a blog about it to put all the questions to rest ... but before we get to the scar u gotta know the back...
Posted by ::Aus:: on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:28:00 PST

Ive been experimenting ...

Yeah so if your're going to do drugs , make sure you never ever ever go higher than weed ok ! Iight so im at this club (club speed) and this white dude comes up to me all like "Heyyy man , i got those...
Posted by ::Aus:: on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:13:00 PST

The Sacred Rules of Crashing Weddings ...

Rule #1 - Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their ownRule #2 - Never use your real name.Rule #3 - Never confess.Rule #4 - No one goes home alone.Rule #5 - Never let a girl get...
Posted by ::Aus:: on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:11:00 PST

Girls Today Have It Made

U know girls now-a-days dont realize they have it made. Like if a guy cheats on u with another woman , then thats all there really was to it , sure he may have played with your emotions , but damn at ...
Posted by ::Aus:: on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 06:10:00 PST

My New Years Resolution For 2006

My Resolution is to stop saying ... "You Go Girl !" ...To myself ...
Posted by ::Aus:: on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:44:00 PST

Haha My To-Do List !!!

I Got This Idea From Somebody Else And Fell In Love With It ... Nowww My Top 10 To-Do List ::Drum Roll:: 10. Tyra Banks forehead comes in at number 10 9. Vivica A Fox is number 9 , when I was y...
Posted by ::Aus:: on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 09:36:00 PST