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THE ONES THAT TELL U CAN'T DO IT, ARE THE ONES THAT FAILED! thats real!

About Me

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The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: IT DEPENDS
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: SAME
How often do you like to have sex?: 2 A DAY
Is sex a top priority for you?: NO
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: YES
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NO
How do you feel about one night stands?: NOT HAPPENIN I LIKE TO STAY AN PLAY
How many one night stands have you had?: 0
What's your favorite position?: DOGGY
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: THE BEDROOM
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: MAKE LOVE THERES MORE FEELING
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: TRIED COULDNT GET PAST THE FIRST SCENE
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 15MINS DEPENDS ON WAT U DOIN
Do you get off first or do they?: THEY
Do you like kissing during sex?: A LIL
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: ......IM NOT LOUD
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: HEY DO WAT U FEEL, BUT THERE ALWAYZ LOUD
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: YEA IM A T&A GUY BUT I PREFER THICK SHORTIEZ
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 16
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 1
What does your favorite fore-play include?: HONEY
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: A LIL
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: ONE
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: HELL MUTHA FUKIN YEA
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: VA
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: ROLE PLAYING AN 3SUM
Have you ever done porn?: ...SUMTHIN LIKE THA
Have you ever have sex for money?: NA
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: HELL NO
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: I WOULDNT KNOW
During sex... what are you thinking about?: HER AN HOW IMMA BEAT UP TILL SHE PASS OUT
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: TOP
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: 6 AT LEAST
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: NO IM A PLEAZER FO SHO
Could you live without sex?: ...I GUESS
How often do you find sex boring?: NOT TOO OFTEN
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: 2HRS
Do you like to perform oral sex?: LUV IT
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: ....IS THAT A REAL QUESTION?
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: YES
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: NO...LOOKIN!
Have you ever had interracial sex?: NOPE BUT LOOKIN FO THA TOO!
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: NO
Have you ever had sex while at work?: NO
Have you ever had sex while at school?: YES
What is something that you would never consider doing?: SHARIN MY WOMEN WIT A ANOTHER NIGGA
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: WEED IS A DRUG?
Would you ever have sex in public?: I'VE DONE PLENTY OF TIMES
What's your biggest turn on?: EYE CONTACT, FLIRTING
Do you spit or swallow?: .....WAT THA HELL
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: I NEVER THOUGH IT WAZ POSSIBLE BUT I HAD A DOUBLE THEN NUTTED AGIAN
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: YEA SURE THEY'LL LEARN SUMTHIN
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: NO
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: NO
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: YEA
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: UNDER A BRIDGE
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 3YRS
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: YES
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: IF POSSIBLE YEA
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: ....OH WOW...CANT SAY
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: BELOW THE LEGAL AGE LIMIT
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: BOTH
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: YES
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: NO
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: PARK IN VA
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: NO
Do you were protection as often as you should?: YES....PLENTY
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: NA
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: NA
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: YES
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: U MUST B ABOVE A C
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: NO...HELL NO..I GET FLASH BACKS OF MY POPS WHOOPIN MY ASS
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: NA
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: JENNIFER
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: ..............NO CELEBS
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First Name: christopher
Middle Name: daniel
Birthday: 7/4/86
Eyes: brown
Hair: blk
Fav color: red
Day/Night: night
Fave Food: everything
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? yea
The Shoes You Wore Today: black makavelis
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? john
Who's the loudest? me
Who have you known the longest of your friends? iman
Who's the shyest: ....
Are you close to any family members? no we just family..!?
When you cried the most: when i found out i waz black
What's the best feeling in the world: knowing my sould is saved
Worst Feeling: being hiv positive
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: wild side
Let's run through: bushes
Let's look at the: fat bitch eatin
What a nice: ass
Where did all the: weed go
Why can't you: shut tha hell up
Silly, little: monkey
Tell me: you care about me
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: yea
Have you Been in Love: yes
Skipped school: hell yea
Broken someone's heart: yea a couple time
Been in love: yes
Cried when someone died: no
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yea we all have
Done something embarrassing: duh im human
Done a drug: weed is a drug??
Cried in school: hell na!!!
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: bible
Person You Hate Most: prez bush an satan
Best Thing That Has Happened: leaving new york
Ice Cream: nething but vanilla an nuts
WHO Makes you laugh the most: martin lawrence
Makes you smile:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: .......no...do i look white?
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: too many to name
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: yep that waz a waste
Made out with JUST a friend?: yea...just a "friend"
Kissed two people in the same day?: ....same time!
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: na
Been rejected: . yea
Been in love?: didnt i answer this?
Been used?: too many times
Done something you regret?: lord knows i have
Cheated on someone?: yea she waz doin tha same
Been called a tease: yea
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: i forgot her name
You talked to on the phone?: jennifer
You hugged?: jennifer
You instant messaged?: ....
You kissed?: jennifer
You yelled at?: jennifer
Who text messaged you?: ......
Who broke your heart?: i wish a bitch would
Who told you they loved you?: jennifer
Number of things in my Past I Regret: jennifer.....na j/k not listenin to my elders
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Name: c
Birthdate: 7/4/86
Birthplace: brooklyn,ny
Current Location: charlotte
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'11
Weight: 175
Piercings: ears
Tatoos: not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: single like a mutha...lol
Overused Phraze: huh?
FAVORITES
Food: shrimp
Candy: pussy
Number: 7
Color: red
Animal: pit bull
Drink: devils spring
Letter: s
Body Part on Opposite sex: lips ,hair, tits, ass
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla neither
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: hug
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: wat tha fuk i look like ......punk!...na its rap
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: ...damn....uh...uuuhh....love!oh wat the hell gimme me tha MONEY NIGGA!!!!
YOUR...
Bedtime: weneva i feel like it
Most Missed Memory: elementry school yrs
Best phyiscal feature: well of couse im goin to say my dick but also my hands
First Thought Waking Up: damn im still here
Goal for this year: be happier than last yr
Best Friends: none
Weakness: doin tha right thing
Fears: not bein succesful
Heritage: ....who cares
Longest relationship: 2 yrs....damn thats long
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yea
Pot: all day
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been beaten up: jumped
Ever beaten someone up: na
Ever Shoplifted: yea
Ever Skinny Dipped: na
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: ...wat kinda fukin question is that..........no..lol...j/k yea!
Been Dumped Lately: neva! eva!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: hazel
Favorite Hair Color: red or blonde omg tha is soooo fukin sexy
Short or Long: depends how u work it
Height: short
Style: raw an diffrent
Looks or Personality: personality u can b fine but dumb an dull as a box of rocks
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: .....mmmm...both!
Muscular or Really Skinny: ....im not answerin
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 5
What country do you want to Visit: with bush in office i'll stay rite here
How do you want to Die: i wont
Been to the Mall Lately: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Get along with your Parents: yea
Health Freak: no but im a healthy freak! :)
Do you think your Attractive: fuk yea
Believe in Yourself: yea
Want to go to College: no
Do you Smoke: ...im tired of answerin this YES!
Shower Daily: does twice a day count
Been in Love: yea
Do you Sing: when im alone
Want to get Married: of course
Do you want Children: 2
Have your future kids names planned out: na
Hate anyone: bush an some rappers
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My Interests

RITE NOW?.......ME!

I'd like to meet:

PPL WIT THEY MIND RITE. IM ALL ABOUT HAVIN A GOOD TIME BUT GOT DAMN CAN WE PROGRESS, I PARTIED ENOUGH IM JUST WAITIN TILL I GET WHERE IM GOIN TO PARTY SUM MORE. SO PPL THA LIKE TO GO OUT OR IF U SHARE A PERSONAL INTERST GET AT ME. IM DOWN TO MEET NEW PPL.

Music:

dipset,maroon 5,my chemical romance,young jeezy,lil bootsie,biggie,pac,sublime,Bun B Pimp C,8 ball

Movies:

suspence an thrillers.lucky slevin,the 40 yr old virgin,saw2,silent hill, tears of the sun, total recall,the royal tenabalms, team america, grandmas boy, aliens trilogy, die hard, classic 90's movies an black an white films it depends. white boy movies is the shit them niggaz is funny. lucky number slevin my dad has a fukin ton of moviez so relax i cant remeber all the movies i like ...the list is as long as siskel an eberts movies of the century

Television:

simpsons, family guy, futrama,adultswim,cnn,smallville,heroes,dexter,nip/tuck, bet once in a while but im not a rap video fan.x-rated movies by lexington steele. baby got back series, real sex, sextopia,law and order,the avatar

Books:

the left behind series. mario puzo godfather series an other publishings of that author......an sphere tha movie waz good but the book is better!

Heroes:

jesus cause sumtimes ppl aint no help!