Chai Dye - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm composed entirely of bees.

Procuring precious artifacts from ancient civilizations...

My Interests

Metal, Art, Technology, Plotting, Kitties, Pie.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a semblance of intelligence.

Music:

Stuff like this.

Movies:

I have a problem discerning fantasy from reality...

Television:

The Tick, Earthworm Jim, Black Adder, Red Dwarf, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Jeeves and Wooster, Batman TAS, Justice League, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Venture Bros, X-Men, Cowboy Bebop, Bomberman Jetterz, Monster, Gankutsuo, Samurai Champloo, Futurama, etc...Basically PBS and cartoons...

Books:

Do comic books count?

Heroes:

Lemmy Kilmister, Mohandas Ghandi, Christopher Walken, Myself, The Koolaid Man (Oh Yeah!)
I Eat Babies's Details
Status: A figment of your imagination...
Orientation: Slightly to the Left
Hometown: Yarrlington, TX
Body type: It is my ultimate goal to become a dinosaur.
Ethnicity: Desi Pariah
Zodiac Sign: KITTY!
Smoke / Drink: Cutting back / The court won't let me
Children: Shaken, not stirred.
Education: I gots me a degree
Income: Steady
I Eat Babies's Schools
The University Of Texas AtArlington
Arlington, TEXAS
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Graphic Design
Minor: Advertising
2003 to 2006
The University Of Texas AtDallas
Richardson, TX
Graduated: N/A
Student status: None
Degree: None
2001 to 2003
I Eat Babies'sNetworking
Publishing - Writer - Other
Creator of SmeeDay!, awebcomic.www.smeeday.com
Music - Performance - Vocals
Vocalist for various DFWbased projects.

My Blog

Sleepless Nights

So for the past few months I've been having awkward dreams. Mostly about women. Who don't exist. Complete fabrications of my subconscious, and mostly happy healthy relationships.&nbs...
Posted by Chai Dye on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:52:00 PST

Curious....

So my neighbor, really nice older guy. Security guard. Seems like a 'Nam vet. Always a smile and a 'How are you' or a wave as we drive past one another. We work completely oppo...
Posted by Chai Dye on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:32:00 PST

Namesake

Finally got around to watching it today.Hit some really crazy notes. I mean, I expected it to strike some chords, but not the ones it actually did.So yeah. Good movie. Unexpected dir...
Posted by Chai Dye on Sun, 25 May 2008 11:30:00 PST

Indian Product Packaging Design....or IPPD

There are so many things that bother me about this...just so many things....(Ooh! the black spot on my thumb is from smashing it with a hammer a week ago, yay!)...
Posted by Chai Dye on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:12:00 PST

Accursed Tagging...

10 random things, blah blah blah:1. I prefer female cats over male cats and male dogs to female ones. It just seems right.2. When around a group of strangers I will say whatever amuses me most a...
Posted by Chai Dye on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:05:00 PST

I love the night.

There's something so serene and calming about it.That pale purple sky with its inevitable disconnection from the stresses and obligations of the day.It's just so real...so natural.Makes me feel at 'ho...
Posted by Chai Dye on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:52:00 PST

Ha.

So I got a postcard from Locks of Love today that said 'Prasanth went through great lengths to make a difference' or something like that.Get it?'Great lengths'?Because I had a lot of hair.Silly silly....
Posted by Chai Dye on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

Wait...what?

So I called xbox customer support to check the status of my repair.I hear a recorded woman say something along these lines:"Welcome to the adult party line. To use this line, you must be over 18...
Posted by Chai Dye on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST

I could meet my soulmate!

Or I could meet a sociopath or a flake that doesn't know what they want out of a partner or life.Fuck you eHarmony. Stop spamming me.And how the fuck did you get my email(s)?
Posted by Chai Dye on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

Its all in the body language.

So Satan was drinking some water and little Gally decided to start sniffing her bum...Here's what transpired:S: Dude, what the hell!G: Hi!S: ...What the hell?!G: Hmm? Oh...uh...I wasn't doing an...
Posted by Chai Dye on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:33:00 PST