Red Ot Chilli Peppers...

Are fookin shite an shoud fook off an tek fookin U2 wi em. Discuss...
Posted by Shauns Mum on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:08:00 PST

Am Reet Fookin Fooked Off.....

..> Ave gorra say, so far this year as turned out te be a reet fookin soppin wet sack o kack. Owt that cud ge fookin wrong, as gone reet fookin proper tits up. Am jus abart ready te chuck conting ...
Posted by Shauns Mum on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:44:00 PST

Appy Fookin Valentines Day

I ope all me conts are gunna be avin a nicer fookin day than me. Am gunna be sat on us own, fiddlin wi us poon and starin out fookin window!!!But, I do thank me conts wots sent us a card. It's reet fo...
Posted by Shauns Mum on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST

Come On Ye Clarts...Ave A Go!!!

Answer onestly nah an repost this or am comin round te shit in ye shower!1. The security camera ont ilse 4 int Co op is reet fookin knackered, burrits the isle wi all fookin Domestos and cleanin shit ...
Posted by Shauns Mum on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST

Its Worrits All Abart Innit Me Owd Conts???

I wo jus avin a birrov a chat wi one one o me top conts and wi wo talkin abart Berlin. Nah ave only bin tut Berlin once an this is wot stuck out forrus...this is wot is jus toad me mate..... "I went t...
Posted by Shauns Mum on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST

Fookin Dean Gaffney.....

Wot an absoltue TOP FOOKIN CONT!!! Me at gos off te im fot fookin chuckin im senn reet in to it an mekkin a piece o TV fookin history!Yus a fookin top lad our yuff. Mek sure yus tell that designer pon...
Posted by Shauns Mum on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:20:00 PST

Am Reet Fookin Proper Conted Off Toneet

Am reet fookin fooked reet fookin off toneet. I wo goin to see CSS burrits bin fookin cancelled. Wot a reet fookin cont!!!So, am stayin in an watchin that fookin freak David Guest on Ant n Decs telly ...
Posted by Shauns Mum on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST

An Open Letter To Mcfly

Dear Mcfly, May I firstly congratulation you on your continued success. Although I am not what you might describe as a "Fan" I am always impressed by those who strive towards excellence (manufactured ...
Posted by Shauns Mum on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:41:00 PST

I Int Fookin Abart Wi Dole No More...

Ave ye senn a liccle look at us new picture an yull get worras on abart. Burr I Can tell the, am fookin reet conted off!!!
Posted by Shauns Mum on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST

Yus All Fookin Jostlin Fot Top Spot Nah Int Ya?

Well, it seems like our Sofies gone an caused a spot o fookin boover. She asked nicely an got bumped up us fookin friends list. An then Starlin starts gowin all fookin mardy an moanin that they int in...
Posted by Shauns Mum on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST