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Jon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I do not have a cell phone.
I am not PC once I know you, sometimes I am not PC anyway.
I get annoyed by too many stupid questions and too many stupid people.
I like: women, beer, food, holiday, fun, music, dirt, grooves, movies, beer, drawings, galloping, shadows, airplanes, electricity, donuts, friends, sublimation, glass, graffiti, pr0n, tanks, art, free, hamburgers, free hamburgers, paint, bikinis, chocolate, signs, animals, pictures, cash, misscommunicationing, fire, jellybeans, clouds, kisses, noise, checkers, tape, guitar, VWs, origami, bananas, robots, Oktoberfesting, snowboarding, girls, scratching, foil, Rubixcubes, records, foreign, Legoes, internets, fields, recording, tits, fit, laughing, burek, hotchicks, Nintendo, wine, blinking, tryptophan, rectangles, chains, birds, glue, kung-fu, and sunlight.
AOLIM: SLOFella
YIM: SLOFella
I have beeen to Austria, Slovenia, Italy, Croatia, Hungary, Slovakia, Australia, New Zealand, France, Switzerland, Germany, Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark and Canada... not in that order.
This is how I drive when not riding my bicycle.
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My Interests

Beer: the consumption of, inebriation from, and brewing of.
Music: the consumption of, inebriation from, and making of.
Girls: the consumption of, inebriation from, and hotness of.
Sports: the consumption of, inebriation from, and playing of.
Art: the consumption of, inebriation from, and doodling of.

I'd like to meet:

fear mongered fishing village soothe seeking beer fans... and their hot, single, female companions.

Music:

KALX , KCPR ... hip-hop, punk rock, funk, dnb, house, and everything else. I'm in the most kick ass band/group ever invented in an Alameda garage back in june '94 that goes by the name " Plunger ". I do production, play guitar & bass, rhyme/sing, and anything else. I need to make a webpage for us so everyone can rock out.

Aesop Rock, Cat 5, Living Legends, DJ Shadow, Latyrx, DJ Vadim, Cat Power, Boy George, Coldcut, DJ Fuse One, Hella, Afrobatik, Four-Tet, ECC, The Esquires, Massive Attack, Muslimgauze, Quasimoto, Travoltas, Tribalistas, J5, Jewdriver, Knulla Roofs, Infectious Grooves, DJ Krush, Blackalicious, E-40, Gorillaz, Amon Tobin, MC Paul Barman, Danger Mouse, Black Heart Procession, Latyrx, 8-Ball Shifter, Sole, Iggy Pop, Ghetto Boys, Psychokinetics, Del, Pharcyde, Parliment, Mr. Bungle, Beck, Hot Hot Heat, RJD2, Microphones, American Analog Set, Audio Bullys, Erase Errata, Peanut Butter Wolf, Portishead, Afro-Mystic, Bjork, The Lovemakers, Tommy Lasorda, Michael Jackson, Plaid, Mickey $ the Soul Generation, K-os, The Clash, The Cure, Pink Floyd, Ed Rush & Optical, The Streets, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Punch, Wordsworth, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Beastie Boys, Hooj Choons, Sigur Ros, Deceptikon, YeahYeahYeahs, Sounds Good, !!!, David Bowie, Thievery Corporation, James Brown, The Jimmy Castor Bunch, Millitant Children's Hour, Ugly Duckling, Kerbloki, Nightmares On Wax, Lifesavas, Atmosphere, White Stripes, DJ Earflaps, Shonen Knife, Rob Sonic, Les Georges Leningrad, CMA, Death From Above 1979, Schlos Tegal, Negativeland, Badawi, William Shatner, Wagon Christ, DJ Process, Baby Jaymes, Crown City Rockers, The Weegs, Basement Jaxx, Electric Six, Chow Nasty, Band of Bees, Why?, Northern State, Cobra Killer, Prefuse 73, Thessalonians, Boom Bip, MF Doom, Zion I, Sufjan Stephens, Bongzilla, Cars are the Stars, Telephone Jim Jesus, PSAPP, Mum, 13 and God, Breakestra, Lady Soverign, Dan Barrio, Astronautalis, Sole, Ratatat, Lotus Tribe, Loess, Isan, Darc Mind, Migrations Radio, Katerine, The Finches, Nolderise, Deerhoof, Soul Position, General Elektriks, Blue Scholars, Electric Light Orchestra, Sparks, Badawi, Jel, Kirb and Chris, The Sylvers, M.I.A., and many more that I can not think of right now.

Movies:

All movies unless they suck . Cinema Insomnia
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Television:

PBS, Lost, Futurama, Clone High, and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Books:

Today's paper. "Brew like a Monk"

Heroes:

Musicians, artists, world travelers, and big thinkers. Eek the cat.

My Blog

damnitshot, goodlordthatsalottapaint

What are you wearing?  I'm not wearing anything.  In fact, I am only wearing shorts and slippers.  I'm drinking a Weizenbock from Samuel Adams, originally brewed by some homebrewer that...
Posted by Jon on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:09:00 PST

Let me crack a beer and put my feet up.

Yeah, tasted a bunch of beers tonight, but what's new?  I should probably keep track of all the beers I try, but that's more work than I'd like to undertake at the moment.  There was a websi...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 14 May 2008 02:04:00 PST

What you doin what it do?

Happy cinco de Mayo! Yeah! Brewed up some Pale Ale on Saturday. I hope it tastes good. Went to Tormenta Tropical last night. Good time as always. Saw some folks i haven't seen in a while. Playe...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 05 May 2008 03:06:00 PST

Another nerdy post

But this one's about Mario Kart!  Who's a nerd when Mario's around?  Not me (I really am), that's for sure.  I'm gonna get one of these for my bedroom. Mex-ico!...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:44:00 PST

Blind dogs

I went to the fundraiser for "Guide Dogs for the Blind" over at Rosenblum earlier this evening.  It was pretty cool.  Nobody noticed my facial hair, but whatever.  I drank some wine.I h...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:42:00 PST

Moustache May

Everybody get your grow on!
Posted by Jon on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:08:00 PST

Whoa, 2-3D!

This game looks pretty neat!  Gotta wait for about 30 seconds (when the little pirate dude shows up) before the 3D kicks in, then it gets pretty cool till the end, when the mushroom energy beam t...
Posted by Jon on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:07:00 PST

Carrier

So, yeah, this show is pretty cool.  My father was on the Coral Sea from '69-72, so it's neat to see something about what he was doing at about my age.  There's a point in Part 1 where this ...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:09:00 PST

I just got pulled over by the cops.

This only happened about 4 minutes ago, and about 100 yards ago.A cop pulled me over.  I was riding my bike.  Rob was riding my bike too.  His was a different bike than the bike I was r...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:04:00 PST

Gumpiest, scrawny white guy in little Alameda

Stumbled uppon this while attempting to reach the end of the internet... "Nintendub!"  hahaha, saaaawaeeet!  Combining mostly Dubstep with various rap and nintendo sounds... seems like most ...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:45:00 PST